It's time to talk
About cheese
Goat's cheese
Is awful
Why would you eat it
It's a disgrace
You'll never find it
On my plate
It smells bad
And tastes worse
Eating goat's cheese
Is like licking a goat
Why would you do that
Why would you make it
Who is the idiot
Who pulled a goat's tit
Goat's cheese is awful
I hate it so much
Feta gets a pass
But it's a close call
