If you don't like cheese
I'm afraid to say
Something might be
Wrong with your head
I must confess
I was there once
When I was young
I was a silly dunce
I did not like cheese
Nor did I eat pizza
I would cry if I saw it
On my pasta
I have changed, you see
For the better
I no longer eat macaroni
Flavored with butter
I have repented
And seen the light
I now know cheese
In all its might
If you are lost
Take my hand
I will take you
TO CHEESE LAND
A place of joy
And happiness
Where we all pray
To cheese, our Goddess
The moon is far
And made of cheese
But you'll need no rockets
To taste this glee
Go to the supermarket
To the dairy aisle
But don't buy goat's cheese
That stuff is vile
If you find cheese
You'll never go hungry
For the goodness of cheese
Will bless your belly
