Dear dairy
I must profess
My love for thee
For it is boundless
Even though
You bloat my stomach
And spark hurricanes
Between my buttocks
My guilty pleasure
Will be the death of me
Every day I suffer
For the love of cheese
Why have the gods
Smitten my guts
With lactose intolerance
A pain in my butt
Despite the hardships
My heart, I will follow
Wherever cheese takes me
North, West, East, or below
The pain is worth
The beautiful feeling
And awesome taste
Of a cheesy filling
