Modern chiscara

Chapter 2: Mcdonalds

"Extra fries!"


"No pickles!"


"Water without liquid."

Pierro looked at all of us with a confused look, especially at Dottore's ridiculous statement.

Capitano facepalmed, already sorry for the cashier to witness to our brain-dead shenanigans.

The cashier nervously smiled, "So...extra fries, no pickles, and water without liquid...?"

"Yes." Dottore said with a smirk.

The cashier nodded slowly, overwhelmed by Dottore's scary eyes and sharp teeth as she began to work.


"It's your turn, pants." I say and pat Pantalone's back.


He brought out his wallet and paid, but all of us had to carry the tray to our table because of this.


"So..." Signora started, "It seems like the ginger has a crush~"


"Just because I stared at someone, it doesn't mean I like them." I retorted, "Siggy."

Signora obviously did not like that name; she rolled her eyes before returning to her mocking smirk.

"You didn't deny you were staring."


"At who, exactly?" Capitano asked, I looked at him shocked. You're supposed to help me!


"That's what I was asking him, but I'm pretty sure it was the girl with long twintails. The ginger likes dark haired people after his whole affair with Lumine" I glared at Signora since she was teasing me, not because she didn't even acknowledge Scaramouche (totally)

"It's not her." I muttered, and it seems like everyone heard it judging from the way they stared at me.

"Oh? Then the blonde one?"


I sighed, there was no point to talk about it.


"Shut up."


"So it was her!" She pointed her finger at me, with a malicious grin apparent on her face.


God save me...

Without hesitation, I threw one of my fries at her.


It hit her face, and fell sadly on the floor.

She gasped before glaring at me and snickering.


"Hah, if that's what you want..." She grabbed Dottore's glass of water and threw it at me.

I could hear Pierro and Pulcinella's shouting, but that woman drenched me in water when I just threw a fry at her!


Many other people started watching the food battle, Dottore and Sandrone were recording the scene while the others were trying to stop us from getting banned in McDonald's.

Unfortunately, we ended up being kicked out.


"This is all your fault!" Signora said.


"You threw water at me!"


"You threw a child's ice cream at me! It was delicious too!"


"Calm down, you two." Pierro's face displayed anger, I knew that he would tell my mom about this.


Pantalone was smiling too kindly, probably to contain his anger and end up breaking his glasses and murdering us with the shards.

"So....where we going next?" Columbina asked. She was clinging to Arlecchino, the taller was wiping the remains of sauce from her face.


"Ugh, maybe Starbucks or something."


"That isn't a place for dinner, Childe." Pantalone crossed his arms.


Dottore put his phone away, "We were having dinner?"

"What did you think it was, breakfast at night?"

"Come on pants, I'm stressed by the amount of papers I had to read."


"Stop calling me pants..."

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In the end, they went to Pantalone's mansion to eat.

They run out of options, mostly because they wouldn't want to witness food fighting again, also because Pantalone wanted a sleepover.

Arlecchino, however, was tired from driving around everyone's houses just to get their things. Especially Signora and I, we took our sweet time picking out clothes to stay in overnight.

The car ride was never peaceful, filled with a playlist of classical, rock, and even love songs (Which everyone unexpectedly enoyed)

Arlecchino was impressed by just the driveway to the garage, filled with decorations and other rich people stuff.


The maids greeted him, Pantalone led us to the dining room where the food was prepared.

"Where are your parents?" I asked.


"They had to go somewhere for work, but to be honest, they're probably making out as we talk."

"Ew, gross." Arlecchino commented.

"You say that as if you don't get freaky with Bina."

"Okay, fine, you win."

"So...about Childes crush-"

"Do you want me to throw this bone at you, siggy?"

"Come on now, it's been years since your breakup with Lumine, you like blondes?"


"No, it's actually the-" I stopped when I realized what I was saying, "It's actually people with brown hair..."

"You like your best friend, Zhongli?" Pantalone said, making my jaw drop in shock.

"No! He's way too old."


"Thought you were into that."

"I'm not!"

"Ugh, just tell me! I won't snitch!" Signora said.


"No."


"Fuck you."

"No thank you."









We were now in Pantalone's large bedroom, none of us used the guest rooms just because the bed and ac in Pantalone's room was just too notch.


It was already cold outside, yes, but we liked the feeling of being cold until it feels like you're being kept in a freezer forever.


"So, movie night?" Sandrone asked


Columbina nodded, "Yeah, you guys good with barbie?"

"Hell no, that's for girls." Dottore jumped on Pantalone's bed comfortably, ignoring the man's face that looked like he was 5 seconds away to commit a murder.

"Jurassic?"


"Watched all of the movies."


"It." Pulcinella suggested.


"Watched all of it too."


"All of us are dead?"


"Finished."

Everyone looked at Dottore with unamused faces.

"At this point, you've mightve watched every movie known to man." I sighed.


"Yeah I did."

Everyone groaned in frustration, Arlecchino threw a pillow at him, which he skillfully catched.

They all just decided to play Roblox adopt me.

"DOTTORE YOU FUCKING BITCH GIVE ME A BATH." I screamed.


"Can you wait? I'm getting my pet to school."

"IM YOUR CHILD."

"No, you're the burden I had to carry when I was pregnant."


"Who's the father if you're pregnant?" Pierro asked, chuckling while he brings his pet to school as well.

"Ruin guard daddy ngh~"

Everyone turned away from their gadgets and stared at Dottore. The man, however, just grins.

"It was large and it reached my pro-."

"We did not need to know." Capitano shouted loudly into the professor's ears

"Suddenly, I don't want to play with Dottore." I said.


"None of us do."

"Then I'll let a ruin guard play with me-''

Dottore was kicked out.