Whoever said that fighting a seagull was easy was very much mistaken. I'm currently at a beach in San Francisco and them seagulls ain't taken anything I throw at them. I've tried throwing punches and kicks. All they do is fly another ten feet away and squawk like lil scaredy cats.
Ten years ago in 6th grade my best bud, Gifi, told me that he fought a flock of seagulls at this shore. He beat everyone of them seagulls up and placed each and every one of there unconscious bodies in the shape of a summoning circle. He was trying to summon the greatest seagull of them all! This seagull's name was Sir SeaSea the Gull! He apparently help the US win World War Two. Unfortunately Sir SeaSea the Gull never was summoned. Gifi went home and talked to me about how easy the seagulls were to beat up.
Now here I am ten years later and I can't beat a single gull up.
I give up I'll try something different.
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POTATO BUG
HumorA stupid young man desire for an adventure gets him in many hilarious stituations.
