The Coño Boy: Still With You [ 7th Anniversary Mini Book ]

Special Chapter 10B: For in that Sleep of Death What Dreams May Come

Bahay Alvize Ordoveza
Bayang Pinagpala
2005

"Moon river, wider than a mile
I'm crossing you in style some day"

Anastasia: Ate, may napapansin ka ba with Sean?

Agatha: What do you mean by that, Anya?

Anastasia: He's not like most boys, you know.

Agatha: Most boys are boring.

Anastasia: Buti nga nagagawa pang lumabas at maglaro dahil kay Jake.

Agatha: Even Jake is not like most boys.

Anastasia: Agnes is raising him well. Kung gaano ka-maaalaga si Agnes, ganoon si Jake kay Sean. Even Mack's attitude is admirable.

Agatha: Does it look like Anges and Ramon will ever— Alam mo na—

Anastasia: Parang hindi mo kilala ang Tita Salve.

Agatha: Well, Agnes, Mack, and Jake— they still have us.

Anastasia: They do.

Agatha: Time is the ultimate truth teller. Alam mo naman ang Papâ, he will take that secret to the grave because he thinks he has to.

Anastasia: Sabi naman ng Tiya Idang, they will be taken care of one way or another.

Bahay Alvize Ordoveza
Bayang Pinagpala
December 2006

"Oh, dream maker, you heart breaker
Wherever you're goin', I'm goin' your way"

Jake: Mano po.

Agatha: Good bless. Saan kayo galing?

Jake: Nag-caroling po.

Agatha: How did you boys do, Sean?

Sean: Twenty-five pesos na, Auntie.

Jake: Muntik na nga po hindi pinayagan ng Doña Doray si Se kanina.

Agatha: Ganoon ba?

Onstage at Greenbelt
Ayala Center, Makati
August 2007

"Two drifters, off to see the world
There's such a lot of world to see"

Sean: Auntie, did you see that part with the snow that buried Shan Yu?

Agatha: It's called an avalanche, Sean.

Sean: Avo-launch?

Agatha: Avalanche.

Sean: Avalanche.

Agatha: Ikaw, Jake? What did you like about the play?

Jake: Yung fighting po gamit yung pamaypay ni Mulan.

Agatha: Ang husay ano?

Bahay Alvize - Ordoveza
Bayang Pinagpala
2013

"We're after the same rainbow's end
Waitin' 'round the bend
My huckleberry friend
Moon river and me"

Agatha: Do you really that's wise just plucking him from here and moving him to some International School?

Gullermo: Yan din po ang sabi ko kay Anya, Ate.

Anastasia: Well, I think it's what is best given what happened sa kanya during that swim meet.

Guillermo: At kung hindi dahil kay Jake, baka may worse pa ang nangyari sa anak natin.