Some crack because I have no motivation for a story.______________________
Sadie: hey bis
Anubis: what????
Sadie: i set walt on fire halp
Anubis: *help
Anubis: wait tf wdym u set our bf on fire
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Walt: do yall love me
Anubis: i would love you if you didnt send stupid questions in the gc at 3 in the morning
Sadie: no i dont love u i have freida chicken
Anubis: *fried
Anubis: also im breaking up w both of u
Walt: he doesn't understand us sadie...!!!
Sadie: oh woe is me
anubis has left the "sadie is god" groupchat
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Tell me if yall want more crack
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505 • SALTNUBIS ONESHOTS
FanfictionJust silly lil romantic saltnubis fics me and my friend thought of we are saltnubis trash Title inspired by the song by Artic Monkeys