texting/mortal au, crack

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Some crack because I have no motivation for a story.

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Sadie: hey bis

Anubis: what????

Sadie: i set walt on fire halp

Anubis: *help

Anubis: wait tf wdym u set our bf on fire

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Walt: do yall love me

Anubis: i would love you if you didnt send stupid questions in the gc at 3 in the morning

Sadie: no i dont love u i have freida chicken

Anubis: *fried

Anubis: also im breaking up w both of u

Walt: he doesn't understand us sadie...!!!

Sadie: oh woe is me

anubis has left the "sadie is god" groupchat

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Tell me if yall want more crack

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