texting/mortal au pt3 (crack)

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omg linablah im so sorry 😭 i told u after school and it's been a month so I made it longer than the others as a apology

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Zia: men are ew

Carter: 😔

Sadie: daet me instead bbg 💅😫

Zia: ...

Zia: all humans are ew

Anubis: *date

Walt: im done w yall istg

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Sadie: im the gayest person in the room

Walt: that's because im not in the room yet bitch

Anubis: ???

Sadie: what is it goth boy

Anubis: where's the incorrect spellings

Anubis: i need to correct them

Anubis: if I don't I don't have a purpose ein life

Anubis: WAIT!!!!

Sadie: im sorry bae

Sadie: uno reverso

Sadie: *in

Anubis: NOOOOOOO

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Sadie:


Walt: noo i hate u I was gonna read hp and then you went and spoiled it 😭

Sadie: cry abt it/j

Carter: help sadie i accidentally used ur shampoo and now zia keeps being around me but still ignoring me 😭

Sadie: my rizz is so great it got transferred into my shampoo

Anubis: negative rizz, it sent me to the dead

Sadie: stay dead, L

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