omg linablah im so sorry 😭 i told u after school and it's been a month so I made it longer than the others as a apology
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Zia: men are ew
Carter: 😔
Sadie: daet me instead bbg 💅😫
Zia: ...
Zia: all humans are ew
Anubis: *date
Walt: im done w yall istg
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Sadie: im the gayest person in the room
Walt: that's because im not in the room yet bitch
Anubis: ???
Sadie: what is it goth boy
Anubis: where's the incorrect spellings
Anubis: i need to correct them
Anubis: if I don't I don't have a purpose ein life
Anubis: WAIT!!!!
Sadie: im sorry bae
Sadie: uno reverso
Sadie: *in
Anubis: NOOOOOOO
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Sadie:
Walt: noo i hate u I was gonna read hp and then you went and spoiled it 😭Sadie: cry abt it/j
Carter: help sadie i accidentally used ur shampoo and now zia keeps being around me but still ignoring me 😭
Sadie: my rizz is so great it got transferred into my shampoo
Anubis: negative rizz, it sent me to the dead
Sadie: stay dead, L
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505 • SALTNUBIS ONESHOTS
FanfictionJust silly lil romantic saltnubis fics me and my friend thought of we are saltnubis trash Title inspired by the song by Artic Monkeys