Y/n: hey y'all welcome back to cooking with Y/n and today I'll be cooking with one of my best friends and my found big brother N
N: hello uh people reading Y/n who are you talking to
Y/n: oh uh no one so today we are going to make a nice old cartoon food Jakes perfect sandwich
N: witch has a lot
Y/n: wait it has a lot let me see the list
"N handed you the list"
Y/n: holy guacamole
"You reread the list"
Y/n: jinkys
"And again"
Y/n: Jesus Christ
"And again"
Y/n: that's alo-
J: just make your stupid sandwich moron
Uzi: bite him
Y/n: thank you Uzi now first we get our bread and blowtorch it and spend cream cheese on it
N: then we get a steak and ad some seasoning
Y/n: rosemary we don't know her
N: and time witch is all we have then put it in a bag and put in boiling water at 135 degrees and keep it that way
Y/n: or else we'll come for you
V: yeah I wanna see you try
Y/n: never mind add exactly three sliced pickles and some dill
N: hey um chef Y/n
Y/n: yes N
N: it says we need a bird from the window
Y/n: how exactly
N: I don't know
Y/n: I mean this stuff is not canon for a reason
N: yeah I guess so
"You go outside the doors and grab a bird and looked at the people reading"
Y/n: yes I know birds are extinct in this universe but this is not canon for a reason to have fun
"Cut back to you at the chefs area"
Lizzy: robo Jesus finally
Y/n: shut up
Lizzy: want me to beat you up again
Doll *in Russian*: yea I wouldn't recommend that
Uzi: just let him do his nice cute little show damn
Y/n: thank you again Uzi now back to cooking diced bolied eggs bird from non-existent window
N: common cucumbers sliced roman tomatoes
Y/n: sweet yellow onion organic
"You and N were crying from the onion"
N: almost down
"You therw your tears down on the sandwich"
N: tears for salt
Y/n: meat prepared sous-vide
N: bacon and this little guy is the most important part
"You dropped the lobster in the boiler and got it's soul to get on the sandwich"
Y/n and N: lobster soul
"You guys finished the sandwich and sliced it up for people to enjoy while you and N tried to eat it"
Y/n: how hehe exactly are we supposed to eat this
N: I don't really know
Y/n: oh idea how about we fold it
N: good idea little buddy
"You guys fold it and eat it"
Y/n: alright fuckers you got me I honestly thought this was going to taste like shit but it's actually good what do you think Uzi and Khan
Uzi: it certainly tastes like something
Y/n: you hate it don't you
Uzi: yeah sorry
Y/n: eh it's fine what about you Khan
Khan: it is surprisingly good it's a burst of flavors but in a good way
Y/n: yeah I get what you mean what about N
N: uh it's um greaaaat
Y/n: you hate it I can tell but it's fine V
V: Uzi and N are crazy cause this is a pretty damn good sandwich
Y/n: thanks ugh has much has I hate to ask J
J: it's whatever
Tessa: that's a bit more of the spirit J
Y/n: sorry that you can't eat Tessa
Tessa: eh it's fine
Thad: this is wired not horrible but ok
Lizzy: just so not it
Doll *in Russian*: what do you mean it's so it
Y/n: mkay that's really all thanks for tuning in do you think you'd like this
N: who are you talking to y/n
Y/n: the people reading
N: ok then still on that eh it's fine
Y/n: bye y'all have a great day or day or night or week or weeken-
J: god just end it
Y/n: alright b-bye
YOU ARE READING
Murder drone's x Male Wd Reader
ActionLife for you has certainly been something but you try to make though but you got this and you have your friends and a certain someone but is sometimes difficult with your family being you know dead but again you have your friends and your crush
