Canon talk with V

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(Takes place in between Cabin fever and Home)
"Y/n was just chilling in his house and V knocked on the door and Y/n opened the door"
Y/n: uhhhhh hi
V: sup loser
Y/n: hey so uh why are you here
V: ugh N made me come saying
"Flashback"
N: ever thought of hanging with Y/n
V: why
N: well all of us got moment's with Y/n expect you maybe cause of the writer
"They all look at the camera"
N: Uzi is dating him I'm his best friend
V: ugh you know what fine
"Cut to present time"
V: yeah N's a nice guy but ugh he can be a bit annoying at times
Y/n: mhhh come in
V: okay
"V came in"
V: god this place is depressing
Y/n: well living alone that is a valid response
"Y/n opened door to his fridge"
Y/n: I know we don't need to eat but I'm just going to heat up some stuff
"Y/n grabbed a frozen thing of fry's and therw then in the air fryer and turned his tv on"
V: so what's your interest in Uzi why did you want to date her
Y/n: when we first met it just felt magical I know it sounds corny but it's true
V: how soft are you
Y/n: I'm not soft
V: well you can't fight your mentally okay but not the smartest and when you fought J wow you got destroyed
Y/n: okay no need to rub salt on the wound
"You got another knock on your door"
Y/n: who can that be
"You opened the door and Lizzy was there"
Lizzy: this is your place wow it's looks terrible like your little girlfriend
Y/n: oh what what was that oh
"You pulled out a hammer and knocked out Lizzy and closed his door and opened the door"
Y/n: yeah fuck you how's that feel
"You spat on Lizzy"
Y/n: also your hair makes you look like a dick
"You closed the door and continued talking to V"
V: man you really hate Lizzy huh
Y/n: yeah Doll is also a dick fuck Thad is chill though
V: mhhh so why did you say Uzi is the only reason you do this stuff
Y/n: well I was just mad at you cuz you were going to try and kill Uzi and she is a big part of why I do this but you and N are very fun to hang out with
V: mhhh so I have a question for you
Y/n: what is it
V: how do you view me
Y/n: I personally she has a big sister who messes with me we're all like 19 right
V: yeah
Y/n: I like you as a friend and your always some what killy killy but your fun to hang out with
V: well thanks so you think your strong
Y/n: y-yeah punch me in the gut do it abs of steel
V: were robots but okay
"V punched you in the stomach"
Y/n*out of breath*:oh oh mother fucker you punch like a bitch
V: you okay
Y/n: are you okay you just punched a wall
"The fries were done and you took them out and put them on the table"
V: on last question
Y/n: yeah
"V got next to your ear"
V: have you ever wanted to bang Uzi
"You blushed to this question"
Y/n: what n-no I never uh wanted to do that
V: I know you Y/n you one time did
Y/n: ah sh-shut up
V: okay enough fooling around I have to go see ya around Y/n
Y/n: see ya V
"V left and bumped into Lizzy's unconscious body"
V: damn you got messed up
"Cut to 2 hours later where your alone in your house"
Y/n: "sigh" let's call Uzi
"You call Uzi and she picked up"
Uzi: hey Y/n
Y/n: hey Uzi just thought I'd call you before I go to sleep
Uzi: well thanks Y/n
Y/n: your welcome
Uzi: hey um V said she asked you have you ever wanted to bang
Y/n: hanging up
"You hung up as we cut to Uzi N and V"
Uzi N and V: hahahahahahaha

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