Y/n vs Blastoise (pokemon)

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Death battle 2/6 Suggested by @The_lost_searcher
"We see you and Uzi walking in the snow"
Y/n: so remember when we were running from Doll we just barley questioned the fact that we have shower's but we can't wash our hands
Uzi: as I said before I honestly don't know
"You two heard stomping and you got your gun out"
Y/n: who's there
???: Blastoise
Y/n: oh that was easy why are you here
Blastoise: Blastoise
Uzi: we know that
Y/n: how are you alive in this air it's toxic
Blastoise: Blas-
Y/n: shut the fuck up we're trying to find out why you're here and you're just saying your fucking name so say something you freak
"Blastoise fired their water canon at Uzi and she Malfunctioned and fell to the floor twitching"
Y/n: UZI
"You went to the ground and held her and ran to cover while you called Tessa"
"We cut to Tessa with N and V then she felt a vibration on her phone"
Tessa: Y/n what do you ne-
Y/n: Tessa get your Australian ass over here and pick up Uzi she needs help now
Tessa: what happened to her
Y/n: some fat ass animal sprayed her with water she's malfunctioning come and get her now
Tessa: I'll be there in a minute hold on
"You hung up and you felt Uzi's hand on your face"
Uzi: Y-Y/n p-pl-pl-please be okay while fighting that thing
Y/n: I promise Uzi
"Tessa came in and grabbed Uzi"
Tessa: I'll see what I can do Y/n
"Tessa picked up Uzi and got her to the doors"
Y/n: okay you deformed shit head let's do this shit
(FIGHT)
Blastoise: Blastoise
Y/n: oh my GAHHHHHH
"Blastoise fired many water shots at you and you doged them then you jumped behind him and slashed your claws on its shell it did nothing"
Y/n: god fucking da-
"Blastoise used it's teeth to dig in your shoulder and therw you away and you hit a building"
Y/n: god damnit
"You got up and felt oil dripping down your arm"
Y/n: let's go
"You pulled out your flamethrower and shot it at Blastoise while they blasted water at you and fire and water clashed"
Y/n: I the dope hot sexy Y/n will defeat yo-
"The screen paused and you got Infront of the action"
Y/n: hey you see this dumbass this is why you don't flex in the middle battle if you see here
"You pulled out a marker and circled upcoming water"
Y/n: I'm about to get fucked up anyway roll it
"The screen unpaused and you got hit with the water canon and you flew back bouncing across the snow and hitting a building and you coughed up a lot of oil"
Y/n: gah f-f-fuck I-I-I ne-need to th-think
"Blastoise got closer and held a water canon right at your face"
Blastoise: Blastoise
Y/n: I haven't gotten a single hit on you yet maybe I need to
"You drank some of the oil and your eyes were yellow and an X and you pulled out an electric zapper"
Y/n: switch up my type
"You zapped Blastoise away making him fly far and you ran on all fours towards Blastoise and you jumped on top of Blastoise and stomped on there chest digging it in the snow"
Y/n: hahahahahahahaha GET FUCKED
"the Blastoise used it's hands to throw you away and you hit the snow then Blastoise started sparying a lot of water on you"
Y/n: AHHHHH
"You used your zapper to hit the water that was sprayed on you zapping the Blastoise and yourself and it exploded and both you and the Blastoise flew away you hit the door you were in half and you were missing an arm"
Y/n: I I I I did I win
"You heard stomping then the Blastoise got up and started walking towards you"
Blastoise: Blastoise
Y/n: god dam-
"You felt a pebble hit your head then you looked up you saw a door was about to fall and you secretly got out an launcher"
Y/n: you should pay more attention
"You flipped off the Blastoise then you launched yourself away then the building fell onto the Blastoise then you got up against the wall you knew that wouldn't kill it then when it got up you fired an high voltage taser at the Blastoise then it started shacking intensely then dropped dead"
(KO)
Y/n: it's super effective "sigh" this how I die
Tessa: no not now
"You saw Tessa then she carried you to the murder drones base then you fainted then you wake up in the murder drones base and you saw Uzi then she rushed an hugged you"
Uzi: you big dumbass you said you were going to be careful
Y/n: hehe my fault
(End)






























































"We see Y/n, N, Uzi, and Tessa walking then y'all saw chained up sentinels and you tried to rush at them but N and Uzi held you back"
Y/n: YOU FUCKING DINOSAUR REJECTS SHE IS GONE BECAUSE OF YOU I'M GONNA FUCKING RIP YOU APART
Uzi: Y/n chill out
N: little buddy calm down
"You stopped rushing then you dropped to your knees crying then Uzi and N hugged you while Tessa rested her hand on your back"
Tessa: I'm sorry little drone I'm sure V saw you as a little brother but we have a job to do

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