Murder drone's x Male Wd Reader

non-canon cooking with Y/n

Y/n: hello you beautiful people reading today you will see me cooking do I need to do this to fill out time between episodes yea does it have to be cooking even though we've never seen the drones eat anything apart from bugs and each other fuck you so we're making buffalo wings with the one and only lovely Uzi doorman and is my
"She covered your mouth"
Uzi: bite me
"She sighed and blushed"
Uzi: girlfriend so chef Y/n what's the first step
Y/n: step one get in chef's outfits
N: okay I can't wait to see you love birds in chef outfits
Uzi: bite me
"We see you and Uzi in chef's outfits"
N: awwwww
"You got some chicken from the fridge"
Y/n: mkay so first we rip it open and get the ingredients for it to marinade butter milk pickle juice and let marinade for half an hour
Uzi: for the buffalo sauce two third cups hot sauce
Y/n: Worcestershire sauce
Uzi: how did you say that perfectly
Y/n: I honestly don't know anyway stick of cold butter white vinegar
Uzi: cayenne pepper garlic powder and just a pinch of salt
Y/n: now that you completed the sauce throw that baby on the stove and mix over median heat until well combined
Lizzy: why are these losers getting there own cooking show
Y/n: completely unrelated open a can of whoop ass
"You open a can that says whoop ass"
Y/n: come here bitch
"You come back hurt"
Uzi: you okay
Y/n: I don't wanna talk about it
Uzi: you sure
Y/n: yeah
"You talk to yourself"
Y/n: how the fuck does that spoiled chick pack that much of a punch I mean Doll but has the absolute solver but Lizzy is just a spoiled white rich daddy's girl stereotype
Doll *in Russian*: I heard that
Y/n: that wasn't in a mean way anyway back to the cooking for the chicken drench potato starch
Uzi: flour makes it not crispy
"You find a nickel"
Y/n: oh a nickel
"V got out her bat and hit the back of your head and took the nickel"
Y/n: why do we have nickels anyway any who garlic powder chilly powder black truffle salt onion powder
Uzi: and a bit of black pepper and coat the hell out of it
Y/n: like your going out the doors Then first fry it for eight minutes at 325 degrees
Uzi: then 375 until golden brown
Y/n: and then we just wait
"While waiting you remember something your homework for your class"
Y/n: be right back
"Your rushing though the hallway you jump over a line and slide under a locker"
Thad: hey y/n what's happening
Y/n: forgot my homework
"You get to your locker and try your combination a few times but you fail"
Y/n: ugh fuck it
"You get your hammer out and break your lock open and grab your homework and ran to your class and knocked on the door"
Teacher: what Y/n
"You were panting"
Y/n: I got my homework
Teacher: it's late but whatever
"He grabbed it and gave it back"
Teacher: you passed now go away
Y/n: got it
"You grabbed some coffee on the way back and walked in"
Y/n: okay I'm back
"You see that the pan went on fire and spat your coffee out"
Y/n: what happened
Uzi: sorry it just happened
"You get your fire extinguisher out and put out the fire and to all of y'all's surprise it was a perfect golden brown"
Y/n: holy shit it's perfect
Uzi: damn right y/n
N: so uh how do you think it will taste
J: well it's called buffalo for a reason idiot
Y/n: shut up J
J: go to robo hell
Tessa: J just let them do there show
Y/n: okay time to taste
"You and Uzi get some for everyone and you two taste it"
Y/n: oh it's not that bad
Uzi: yeah um y/n your sweating
Y/n: what no I'm not
V: pussy
Y/n: that's not n-
V: cat pussy cat
Y/n: okay it's a litt-
V: bitch
Y/n: okay stop it's hot okay anyway thanks for stopping by for cooking with Y/n tune in for the next episode coming soon bye