Y/n: hello everybody my name is Y/n and welcome back to cooking with Y/n and today yet another cartoon food witch is special sentient sandwich from adventure time and today I'm joined by another on of my best friends and my found big sister V
V: sup losers so first we start with eggs
Y/n: 2 I know B.M.O only used one but I want this to be a big sandwich
Uzi: that's what she said
Y/n: what who said what
Uzi: it's a saying Y/n
N: yeah dude
Y/n: oh ... oh I thought J or Lizzy was talking shit about me
J: why would you be worth our breath
Lizzy: yeah loser
Uzi: bite him why are you two so mean to him he's nice sweet and really cute and . . . what are you guys staring at
"Everyone was looking at Uzi with you blushing"
Uzi: stop it or um I don't know just stop damn
Y/n: t-thank you anyway we crack the egg open and put it on the stove and when it is fully cooked
V: put fine aged cheddar cheese block on it and wait for it to melt witch well take a while wanna play cards
Everyone: yeah
"We see you all playing cards"
N: got any five's
Thad: go fish
N: dang it
Y/n: J you got any three's
J: damnit how do you always know
Y/n: cause I looked off of Tessas helmet
Khan: nice play kid
J: you cheating piece of shit
"She flew to you and grabbed you"
Uzi: Y/n put him down
Y/n: hey it's fine all I have to do is this if you kill me you think N would be a better leader then you
J: ugh you win
"She dropped you and V saw on the timer you set was at zero"
V: hey Y/n the cheese has melted
Y/n: dope let's get back to cooking
"Everyone goes back to sitting down while you and V continue cooking"
V: now we fold it over and add some fresh pepper
Y/n: some home made ketchup first you put some sugar in the open tomato and shake it up
V: let me handle that
"V grabbed the tomato and spun it around a lot of times"
V: it's ready
Y/n: thank you
"You grabbed the tomato and pored the ketchup on the omelet"
Y/n: and finally some parsley
"You grabbed the omelet and put it on the bottom piece of bread and top it off"
Y/n: well that was short as fuck so uh let's try it
"Everyone got a sandwich and ate it"
Y/n: . . . ew you can barley taste the ketchup and no salt come on
V: same except the cheese just sucks
Uzi: actually it's alright it's nicely seasoned
N: yeah it's just a good sandwich nothing more nothing less
Doll*in Russian*: not bad not bad at all
Khan: . . . .
Uzi: you okay dad
Khan: be right back
Y/n: that's a good response
Lizzy: it's whatever you can't really cook like at all
Uzi: bite him
Thad: this is actually really good
J: best thing so far
Y/n: "gasp" really J
J: no no I'm joking this is shit
Y/n: . . . fuck you
N: whoa
Tessa: righty-o they are a lot more tense then I thought they were
Y/n: not to be rube but wasn't that obvious
N: yeah I'm with Y/n on that one
Khan: I'm back from the bathroom
Y/n: was it good
Khan: oh um it was just fantastic definitely not vile
Y/n: got it
V: so um how exactly do we end this episode
Y/n: I don't really know um bye I guess
V: that was lame as hell
Y/n: I know let me think um
V: maybe another QnA
Y/n: mhhhh I don't know wouldn't that seem cheap
V: I mean hey many things repeat themselves look at Star wars
Y/n: how did they repeat itself
V: cause they were all bad
Y/n damn what a shot eh any way bye
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Murder drone's x Male Wd Reader
ActionLife for you has certainly been something but you try to make though but you got this and you have your friends and a certain someone but is sometimes difficult with your family being you know dead but again you have your friends and your crush
