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Y/n: okay so I found this game but it's not murderous enough so oh Uzi
"Uzi came through a door"
Uzi: yeah Y/n
"You handed Uzi the game"
Y/n: could you add nails to the top of this pleeeeeease
"You gave Uzi puppy eyes"
Uzi: "sigh" you know I can't say no to that face I'll do it
"Uzi grabbed the game and added nails to the top and handed it back to you"
Y/n: thank you Uzi
"You booped Uzi's nose"
Uzi: so what are you gonna do with it
Y/n: you me N and V are going to play this
Uzi: but we're robots the nails won't piece our metal
Y/n: I know but look at this human ray
"You fried a ray and everyone went human"
Uzi: what the hell
"You saw Uzi as a human and blushed"
Uzi: what did you do
Y/n: uhhhhhh just turned all of us into humans
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Y/n: okay so I found this game but it's not murderous enough so oh Uzi"Uzi came through a door"Uzi: yeah Y/n"You handed Uzi the game"Y/n: could you add nails to the top of this pleeeeeease"You gave Uzi puppy eyes"Uzi: "sigh" you know I can't say n...

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"V bursted through a door with N"
V: what did you do to us

"V bursted through a door with N"V: what did you do to us

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Y/n: now now chill okayV: chill you turned us into humansN: yeah I barley know how to stand(Btw you just look like your real life self for your human design)Y/n: well"You pulled out the game"Y/n: we wouldn't really even be able to feel it as robot...

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Y/n: now now chill okay
V: chill you turned us into humans
N: yeah I barley know how to stand
(Btw you just look like your real life self for your human design)
Y/n: well
"You pulled out the game"
Y/n: we wouldn't really even be able to feel it as robots so yeah
V: how did you even get that
Y/n: . . . I don't know so let's play
"You set the game down"
Y/n: how it works is we press these button's and one brings the top down and I had Uzi put nails on the top so when it comes down a nail slams down onto your finger
"V was about to punch you but Uzi got Infront of her"
Uzi: hey V come on he's always wanted to get us together and play a extreme bored game and yeah we're humans but it's probably temporary
V: "sigh" fine
"You all sat down and N pressed the first button and it didn't go down"
N: Jesus Christ
"Uzi pressed a button and it didn't go down"
Uzi: "sigh" okay okay
"You pressed down on a button and it slammed on your finger"
Y/n: AHHH OH FUCK SOMEONE LIFT IT UP
"Uzi lifted it up"
V: hahahaha Jesus
Uzi: you okay
Y/n: yeah woo V your turn
"V pressed a button and it didn't go down then N but when Uzi went it slammed down"
Uzi: AHHH DAMN IT
"Y/n lifted it up"
Y/n: you okay snuggle bunny
Uzi: don't call me that when there's company
N: why it's nice seeing you two like that
Uzi: bite me
"You pressed a button and it didn't go down then V pressed it and it went down"
V: AHH MOTHER OF ALL DRONES
"N lifted it up"
N: you okay
V: yeah
Y/n: you sure big sis
V: yes damn
"N went and it went down"
N: "Muffled scream"
"V lifted it up"
Y/n: you okay big bro
"N did a thumbs up then Uzi went and it didn't go off then you went and it didn't go down then V then N then Uzi then it was down to the last two you went and it went off"
Y/n: SON OF A BITCH I'VE BEEN SET UP FUCKING GOD
"Uzi lifted it up"
Uzi: you okay
Y/n: yeah but god damn
"Y'all went for about an hour with you having 12 holes in your hand Uzi having 9 N having 11 and V having 13"
Y/n: okay last one we use our entire hand
"V went and it didn't go off then Uzi then you then N then V then Uzi then you then it went off"
Y/n: AHH GOD FUCKING DAMNIT SHIT SON OF A BITCH FUCKING GOD FUCKING SHIT
"Uzi lifted it up"
Y/n: "sigh" good game
"You pressed a button and everyone went back to drone's"
Y/n: Jesus fuck
Uzi: hehe what a game
V: I will admit I had fun
N: yeah little buddy
V: we are going to go so bye dude
N: yeah bye little buddy
"V and N left"
Y/n: well that was fun
Uzi: yeah it was
"Uzi kissed your cheek"
Uzi: love you
Y/n: love you to
"End"











































































"Teaser"
"We see you trying to close a door"
Y/n: I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE FUCK TO DO I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
"Glitching and cut with glass breaking and we see you running away from something"
Y/n: THERE GETTING REALLY FUCKING CLOSE
"Glitching and cut with glass breaking with y'all running"
Y/n: FUCKING HURRY UP N
"Glitching and cut with glass breaking a we see N being dragged by something"
Y/n: HEY UZI HELP N WITH THIS UZI FUCKING HURRY UP
"Glitching and cut with glass breaking with y'all running"
Y/n: UZI FUCK IT'S COMING I DON'T KNOW WHERE THE FUCK TO GO
"You ran though some wood"
Y/n AHH AHH WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT THING
"Glitching and cut with glass breaking with Uzi hugging you and crying"
Y/n: all I know is I need you and we'll figure out what your going through together
"You interlocked your hands with Uzi then she twisted your hand and we cut again to y'all with you hitting a wall"
Y/n: V V V V V NO NO NO NOOOOOOOOOO
"Glitching and cut with glass breaking and we see you hiding"
Y/n: I don't feel safe wait did did you hear tha- AHHHH AHH AHH FUCKING RUN
"MURDER DRONES EP 7 AND 8 coming out sometime in spring"

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