Worlds Clash: Slaydie's

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POV: LukeNotFound

Him. LukeNotFound despised seeing Jaloshin's nasty, crusty dusty, wolf boy face. Luke glared at Jolfbnoy as the sound of, "Grop estabout pogtoo lama, boomi vroomi lama evlus. Grop estabout pogtoo lama, boomi vroomi lama evlus. Grop estabout pogtoo lama, boomi vroomi lama evlus. Grop estabout pogtoo lama, boomi vroomi lama evlus. ON THE PROOOOWWWWWLLLLL! ON THE PROOOOWWWWWLLLLL! O N T H E P R O W L ! ON THE PROOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWLLLLLLLLLLLLL!" grew louder. Everyone's ears collectively bled from the horrible sound.

"I love my Harry, and my Harry loves me," LukeNotFound sang to the tune of that one song about Red Dead Redemption. "Dream, watch out, Jaloshin is coming!"

"Well if it isn't the folks of 5 Fingers Up My Ass!" Jaloshin mocked, entering the chat alongside Conrad Cowell. "PukeNotFound! AssTDM! Mike-L Claft DEEZ NUTS—!"

"Boo," Michael Clafton rolled his Sacramento green orbs. "Luke used that one on me like a week agaur."

"WHATEVER!" Jesper screeched, refusing to back down. He turned to CalumSparklez. "And you! Whatever the hell your name is, like..." Jametag paused for a moment, unable to remember. "CURSES! Your jawline is distracting me! It's like... Column Glitterboy or some shit. Oh, yeah! I couldn't possibly forget about BackPack over here! Remember when I hired Kermit the Frog to murder you and he just put you into a coma instead? That's right, you wouldn't, BECAUSE YOU WERE IN A COMA!"

"What the..." MackPat muttered, speechless.

"HEY, YOU CAN'T TALK TO MY FRIENDS LIKE THAT!" Catherine snapped like Patrick defending Spongebob in that one episode where Patrick grew another face on his forehead. Catherine grabbed the pepper spray from her bedazzled handbag that matched her sparkly silver heels. LukeNotFound held out his arm and stopped her.

"Naur, Catherine," he said. "Thank you, but we have to handle this ourselves. It's time for these two to pay for all the hate crimes they have committed on us, and therefore—the great nation Down Undahr." Catherine looked back and forth between the enemy and Luke before agreeing.

"Alright," she replied. "Let's go, ladies." One Direction, y/n, and Catherine began to walk away.

"I hate to see them go, but I love to watch them walk away," J0123456789 sighed, then glanced at 5SOS's disgusted faces. "RELAX, I'M TALKING ABOUT THE MEN, OBVIOUSLY."

"Somehow that's worse," Michael Clafton stated.

"ENOUGH! It's time for a rematch, I think," Jqwegbo snarled.

"Another dance/sing off?" LukeNotFound scoffed. "Mate, again with this. That's so last book."

"I think you'll find that the win won't be so easy this time," Jatue smirked dubiously. "Being tortured in Hell for over a year gives you time to practice."

"I think you won't find it easy because WE ARE. THE TEENAGE," Michaelangelo yelled, hyping up the group and putting an orange mask over his orbs.

"MUTANT," Calutello chimed in, doing the same with a purple mask.

"NINJA," Rashael shouted, flossing since his red mask was already on his face. And because he said "Ninja," like the Fortnite streamer.

"TURTLES!" Lukeonardo vine boomed, putting on a blue mask of his own. Everyone took out their ninja turtle weapons, ready to start the battle. MackPat stood by, a small smirk on her lips.

"Who are you supposed to be?!" Javiary snapped at MackPat, but Mack wasn't going to take no bull.

"Silly little dog..." Mack chuckled. Luke could see the fear grow behind Jedframe's orbs. "I'm the fiercest of them all..." MackPat put an identical black mask and wrapped it around her orbs before taking out a tessen from her large Australian surfer girl pocket. "MACPRIL AUR'FOX."