HH HB [male reader] (On Hold)

Ozzies (rewrite a lil bit)

...i know what you're gonna say but...honestly this is a fanfiction story and you can literally do anything in it. If you want blitzo to be an egg he will become one

Also this is the time where y/n and Loona have started to become really close for the past few months so ofcourse they're kinda...well they're almost... kissy missy itsy mode.

And honestly I want to do that chapter

If you kept reading this far it means you like men-

Now how was this chapter inspired
A dude who is like me...ga-
HoundZues69
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Y/n blitzo Millie and moxxie could be seen getting out of a portal back to the office

Blitzo: Woo, that was a fuck ton of lumberjacks!

Millie crawls across the floor like a crab, with an axe between her teeth.

Millie: *yells* I'm still so jazzed up!

Y/n: eh. It was okay. One of them tried to kill me, but I took care of him...

He says while cleaning his teeth with his claw

(Forgot to say he can turn any limb of his to his demon form, the first true and final form do that's why he has a claw finger)

Millie snaps the axe in half and laughs. She then walks over near the rest of the group.

Moxxie: Well you better stay jazzed, *points finger guns* babe. Because, guess where I'm taking you tonight?

Blitzo: Don't you dare finish a filthy pun in my presence Moxxie. Besides, drinks are on me tonight. Let's hit up the new dive down the street.

Moxxie: Actually, sir, it's our one-year marriage anniversary. So, I'm taking Millie to Ozzie's in the Lust Ring!

Y/n: you going there too?

Moxxie: wait you going there aswell?

Y/n: yeah Loona wanted us to go there for some reason

Millie's eyes sparkle and she squeals in delight.

Millie: *gasps* Ozzie's?! No way! That place is always booked!

Moxxie: Huh? Oh Yeah, well I've been planning it for quite a while.

Millie: Moxxie!

She jumps into Moxxie's arms and kisses his face before they both start French kissing and making out. Blitzo rolls his eyes.

Blitzo: *groans* Ugh, can you two not?

Y/n: blitzo let them be

Moxxie: I'm sorry, sir. Maybe another time?

Blitzo: No, it's fine! I-I can come with the two of you, help you celebrate your boring as fuck monogamy.

Moxxie: Uh, no. The reservation is for us.

Blitzo: Uh huh!

Moxxie: Just us.

Blitzo: Mhm!

Moxxie: Without you there. Explicitly without you there.

Blitzo: I'll wear something nice. It's a big deal after all. *hugs the two tightly* See you lovebugs later!

Y/n:...yep he is beyond stupidity

Blitzo then whistles on his way out. Moxxie growls.

Millie: Relax, sweetie, don't let him get to you today. Let's just go home and... clean this blood off.