HH HB [male reader] (On Hold)

Y/n meets I.M.P

y/n could be seen walking around hell, he was at peace and seeing how everything was going, soon he heard a bell and then he realized, the exorcists have come, not that it mattered since he is stronger than them

he soon saw them coming down from the sky and it started killing imps and sinners

he really didn't care much about it

soon one of them came straight to him but y/n just dodged the exorcists attack and he grabbed his spear and he stabbed it on the exorcists head killing him, he didn't want to fight today though since he doesn't want his clothes to be covered in blood so he just searched for a building he could enter

he then found a building and he walked in it, he walked around the building and then he saw a door that had an I.M.P sign, although he really didnt care much about the sign and he just walked inside the room...no one could be seen inside although he sensed people inside the building

he then walked around and he found a table and he sat on a chair nearby the table and he got on the phone since he was bored, he could've fought against the exorcists but that would just ruin his new clothes

he then heard a click behind his head and he turned around and it was an imp with two big horns and a suit

???: didnt you read the sign outside dipshit, were closed. since those fuckers came down and started killing shit

y/n just grinned and he bent down to the imps level

y/n: you must be really brave to face me or just really fucking stupid...blitzO

the imp was mad that y/n mentioned the o in his name but was also shocked

blitz: wait how the fuck did you know my name!?

y/n: oh...i know everything...

he says while an red aura started surrounding y/n

y/n: now im here because you already know the exorcists have come today, and well i dont really want to fight them so i decided to go to a nearby building and go inside until those fuckers leave-

then a exorcist crashed through a wall and tried to attack y/n but he summoned one of his spears and he threw it at the exorcists head killing it instantly then the spear disappeared

blitz:..how in satans asshole did you kill that fucker.

y/n: simple. i just did

blitz:...i like you kid wanna join I.M.P?

y/n:...i dont know i dont think it has what i want-

blitz: it involves killing

y/n: you son of a bitch im in

blitz: good, alright guys you can stop hiding

then two imps came out of nowhere and a hellhound came put aswell...but it seemed like it didnt really give a fuck what was happening. it was on its phone

blitz: alright guys meet our new employee

???: wait. WHAT!? sir how did you get the scarlet king to join us!?

blitz: moxxie i dont know what youre talking about who the hell is the scarlet king?

moxxie just gave him a shocked face

moxxie:...sir how do you not know who he is, he is literally the most powerful in all of hell, even stronger than Lucifer himself

Blitz: I don't really give a fuck moxxie that's how, anyway y/n meet your co-workers, that's
moxxie baby dicked (oh if he knew...don't ask how I know 💀) that's Millie his wife

Millie: hi there sweetie

Blitz: and that's my daughter loonie

Loona: it's loona for fucks sake

Y/n: well let me introduce myself, I am the scarlet king, but you can call me y/n...

Blitz: yes and he's gonna be our bodyguard everytime we go on a mission upstairs

Y/n:...upstairs?

Blitz: yeah, you know the living world

Y/n:...how the fuck do you have access to the living world...I mean I do but how do you have it?

Blitz: o-oh well...no need to know okay-

Loona: he fucks a horny bird to get a book that has access to the living world

Y/n:...why did I ask...

Blitz: well let's forget about that, and worry about those fuckers from upstairs

Y/n: the humans?

Blitz: no not those upstairs, the exorcists

Y/n: okay...and what exactly do you want me to do about it?

Blitz: simple I want you to protect us till their gone

Y/n:...that's it?

Blitz: no after that we're going to do some missions from our clients...maybe?

Moxxie: we never really get that many clients...but maybe with you here we might...since you're an overlord and all...

Y/n: yeah sure I can advertise this company.

Blitz: oh we're going to be a great family now that you're here

He hugged them all but y/n got out of his hug

Y/n: not really into hugs...

Blitz: eh your loss