(Hello to anyone who's reading this. This was my first story, and I've currently discontinued it in favor of rewriting it under a new name with pretty much the same plot and many other differences here and there. If you'd like to read this I'll leav...
It was a Saturday Morning like any other. The birds were singing, the sun was shining, and chaos was at a low. It was almost peaceful as Xinon sat on his couch with Medu, eating a bowl of cereal as they watched some Saturday Morning Anime.
Xinon: "Know what, fuck it."
Until that peacefulness came to a screeching halt as everything in this world stopped and looked at him. Such words could mean several things from Xinon, and most of them indicated either extreme levels of bullshit or destruction-induced chaos.
Xinon: "It's time for an event. Of all proportions and times, this Saturday."
Cu, Emiya, Arthur, and Gilgamesh: "You don't mean..."
Xinon: "Yes. It's THAT time."
Medusa: "Mind enlightening those of us who aren't currently omniscient for whatever reason?"
Xinon: "No, I don't think I will. You'll find out Sunday Morning."
Medusa: "I feel this will not go well."
Altria and Artoria: "Same."
Mordred: "You guys are just too stuck up, it sounds like they're gonna have a ton of fun."
Xinon: "That we will Mo-san, that we will. Cu, take the transponder and send out the signal. It happens this evening. We are meeting at 4 pm at the aux house and will be leaving to pick everyone up by 5, If you aren't ready, you'll get left."
The boys: "Sir, yes sir!"
So the plans were set in motion as the multiverse felt an oncoming migraine.
(Meanwhile with certain characters)
A/N: "Hmm, I guess I'll join in on this, Raijin, I'll be fusing you back into me for the time being so I can have a body since the real author has no clue who to make me as yet. Shitpost, I'll fuse you back in as well since we can't have 2 Saikis."
Raijin/Shitpost: "Ight then/Later."
A/N: "Hmm it's been a while since I had an actual body, and I guess I can't call myself A/N anymore... What would be a good name then?"
The Proxy Author thought about this for a few moments, before he decided on a name along with forming his appearance.
A/N: "Got it, my name from here on shall be..."
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A/N: "Valkas."
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Back with the rest of the guys, things were kinda chill.
Emiya had been cooking his ass off since Xinon mentioned what was gonna be happening, with Xinon helping him out to reduce the workload, Cu and Arthur were both bouncing outfit ideas off each other, Mordred helping Arthur, Gilgamesh was off in his Ziggeraut, and the rest of the girls were just confused at what in the Fresh Prince of Belle Air was happening.
