Four, tres, whatever the heck I'm gonna say?!
Listen up, y'all, 'cause this is not what I signed of for and Mikey is a fucking idiot, but he's still my lil bro
Raphalicious, definition make Mona Lisa loco
She wants to know my location, but it's just to steal my own photo
I swear if you kill Mona Lisa
Raphael Man isn't too easy to deal
I got reasons why I tease my bros
They're idiots, but I still love my bros, shut up
Raphalicious (so delicious)
Yes, I might be a badass turtle
Dare to call me an abusive bitch
All that shit is fictitious
I blow kisses (mwah)
No, I won't pew pew my own brothers
And them mutants are staying in the sewers
Just to watch what I got (four, tres, the hell?!)
It's so delicious (it's so freaking dangerous)
It's so delicious (totally doesn't taste like some pizza)
It's so delicious (and Newtralizer still have beef with me)
I'm Raphalicious (t-t-t-t-t-tasty, tasty)
Raphalicious def-, Raphalicious def-, GODDAMMIT DONNIE, I TOLD YOU TO FIX THIS GODDAMN MIC!!!
Raphalicious definition make my brothers crazy
They always make a fool of me
Donnie once called me a Meat Head
I'm the R to the A-P-H, the A the E and the literal L
AND I SWEAR I MIGHT GET CRAZY WHEN SOMEONE CALLS ME RALPH
I'm Raphalicious (so delicious)
My body stay vicious
I've been training ninjitsu along with my brothers
Casey's my witness (ooh-wee)
Bro he thinks he's better than me
And he kept going to our own lair
Just to watch what Donnie got (four, tres, whatever the heck I'm gonna say?!)
It's so delicious (it's so freaking dangerous)
It's so delicious (totally doesn't taste like some pizza)
It's so delicious (and Newtralizer still have beef with me)
I'm Raphalicious (hold, hold up, hold the fuck up, check this shit out)
Baby, baby, baby
If you really want me
Honey, get some patience
Maybe then you'll get a taste
Of my tasty, tasty
I'll be laced with lacey
It's so tasty, tasty
It'll make you crazy
T to the A, to the S-T-E-Y, it's literally tasty
T to the A, to the S-T-E-Y, it's literally freaking tasty
D to the E, to the L-I-C-I-O-U-S
D to the E, to the, to the, to the, SHUT UP, I CAN SPELL
All the time I turn around mutants gather 'round
They always wanna crack my fucking shell
I just wanna say it now
I ain't tryin' to round up drama, little idiots
I don't want y'all to kill me and my freaking brothers
And I know I'm comin' off just a little bit insane
And I keep on repeating how Karai is a fucking menace
But I'm tryin' to tell Leo that I don't trust Karai
These fuckers says I look delicious (so delicious)
Yes, I might be a badass turtle
Dare to call me an abusive bitch
All that shit is fictitious
I blow kisses (mwah)
No, I won't pew pew my own brothers
And them mutants are staying in the sewers
Just to watch what I got (shut up man)
Four, tres, the hell?!
My body stay vicious
I told Slash or Spike to not to kill anyone when being a ninja turtle
Leo's my witness (shut up)
We both formed the fucking A Team
And Donnie and Mikey just came around
Just to watch what we got (four, tres, whatever the heck I'm gonna say?!)
It's so delicious (Donnie, help me)
It's so delicious (I cheated on Mona)
It's so delicious (with a fucking mutant bug)
I'm Raphalicious, (t-t-t-t-t-tasty, tasty)
It's so delicious (aye, aye, aye, aye)
It's so delicious (aye, aye, aye, aye)
It's so delicious (aye, aye, aye, aye)
I'm Raphalicious, (I THOUGHT MONA WAS GONNA KILL ME KILL ME)
(Shut the fuck up, Donnie)
T to the A, to the S-T-E-Y, it's literally tasty
T to the A, to the S-T-E-Y, it's literally freaking tasty
T to the A, to the S-T-E-Y, shut up, its literally tasty
T to the A, to the, to the, to the, to the (four, tres, the hell?!)
To the D to the E, to the L-I-C-I-O-U-S
To the D to the E, to the L-I-C-I-O-U-S
To the D to the E, to the L-I-C-I-O-U-S
To the D to the E to the, to the, HOLD UP, WAIT A FUCKING MINUTE-
DO I REALLY HAVE TO SPELL "DELICIOUS" AT THE END OF THE SONG?! WHAT IS THIS SONG EVEN ABOUT? WHOEVER WROTE THE ORIGINAL SONG NEEDS TO TAKE MORE ENGLISH CLASS BECAUSE TASTY DOESN'T SPELL T-A-S-T-E-Y!!!
WHAT WAS THAT SINGER ON TO??? CRACK I GUESS??? I DONT UNDERSTAND HUMAN POP CULTURE AND THE RANDOM SONGS MADE BY HUMANS, AS A MUTANT TURTLE, I CAN SEE THAT HUMAN POP CULTURE ARE HELLA CONFUSING!!! I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY LEO LIKES SPACE HEROES, THAT SERIES IS LAME AS FUCK AND IT'S FOR DORKS!!! ALSO SOME PEOPLE WHO WRITES MUSIC NEEDS TO LEARN MORE ENGLISH LANGUAGE ARTS BECAUSE THEY CAN'T SPELL SHIT CORRECTLY AND TURN MISSPELLED WORDS INTO MUSIC, I NEED TO SPEAK WITH APRIL ABOUT THIS SHIT CUZ I JUST CAN'T!
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