Seek: I just got the Screech Shake!
Figure: Ohh that sound delicious!
Seek: Do you want the Screech Shake?
Figure: Yes it's so nutritious!
Seek: If I drink it could it be a big mistake?
Figure: Why would you ever think that?
Seek: They say it can put your life at stake,
Seek: And once you drink it, you can't go back!
Both: Happy birthday Screech (Screech Screech Screech)
Both: What is on your Amazon wishlist (wishlist wishlist wishlist)
Both: You've given me everything and more!
Both: And you're the new friend we're looking for!
Both:Happy birthday Screech (Screech Screech) AHHHHHH!
Seek: Let me just say you're my favorite black guy
Seek: You're the friend that I wish I could multiply
Figure: Who cares about Ronald and the other guys
Figure: You make me so happy that I could just DIE!!!!
Both: You're the type to leave no child behind,
Both: Anyone ages one to ninety-nine
Figure: Happy birthday Screech
Figure: You're shake is so delicious!
Figure: Please I gotta live because the rabies getting vicious. HELP!
Both: Happy birthday Screech (Screech Screech Screech)
Both: What is on your Amazon wishlist (wishlist wishlist wishlist)
Both: You've given me everything and more!
Both: And you're the new friend we're looking for!
Both: Happy birthday Screech (Screech)
Both: Happy birthday Screech! *Muffled screaming
Screech: *Evil laughing
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Doors Oneshots
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