SCREECH IS OP BRO SOMEONE STOP HIM WE'RE GONNA DI- Freddy killed him.

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Screech: Erm.., what the sigma?
Seek:

Screech: Erm.., what the sickma?
Seek: CLOSE ENOUGH B*TCH!!!!!!! THROWS THE ENTIRE STATE OF OHIO AT SCREECH
Screech: Shatters the entire state of Ohio all with one ultimate signature move, the Skibidi Fist.
Seek: Seek starts calling someone
Freddy Fazbear: What do you need?
See;: For you to destroy that ugly s**t. Seek says, while pointing at Screech.
Freddy Fazbear: On it. FAZBEAR ULTIMATE TECHNIQUE, FAZ-FIST!!!!!!! HE SAYS WHILE LUNGING TOWARDS SCREECH
Screech: NOT TODAY!!! SKIBIDI FIST!!!! He says, while pushing Freddy back.
Freddy Fazbear: No, I have to. Use the forbidden technique. Freddy says, out of breath. It is time, for the ultimate, yet most forbidden technique to of ever existed. It is, THE FREDDY GUILLOTINE CHOKE HOLD!!!!! HE PUTS SCREECH IN A GUILLOTINE CHOKE HOLD AND KEEPS TIGHTENING IT, MAKING SCREECH EVENTUALLY DIE.
Seek: Thank you, but you earn $-5 in an hour, right?
Freddy Fazbear: No, I earn $50 an hour.
Seek: Oh. Well then, here is your $4.16. The fight was only 5 minutes.

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