Who won?

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Seek: Walking
Freddy Fastbear (Freddy Fazbear but faster): SHUT THAT MOUTH B*TCH DON'T F*CKING SPEAK TO ME LIKE THAT!!!!!! Uppercuts Seek so hard Seek gets sent flying 20 feet into the air.
Seek:

Freddy Fastbear: Oh really? Prove it. Come on. I'll even be still.
Seek: It's your funeral. With epic YouTube edit music playing, and Freddy Fastbear's life flashing before his eyes, in what seemed like slow motion, Seek punched Freddy Fastbear in the balls, instantly calling for a paramedic, with no evidence that he did anything.
Seek: WE NEED A DOCTOR!!!! THIS DUDE JUST RANDOMLY PASSED OUT!!!!
One year later, after Freddy Fastbear recovered, they met again.
Freddy Fastbear: Immediately punches Seel in the balls. Seek's life flashes before his eyes, he sees all the good times. But that was then. Seek got back up.
Seek: B*TCH!!!!
Freddy Fastbear: Punches Seek in the balls at the same time that Seek punched Freddy Fastbear in the balls.

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