Douma: you really a stupid bitch Akaza dono *sips blood*
Akaza: What's up your ass in this morning
Kokushibou: Hey *comes out of Douma's room*
Akaza: Never mind
Douma chokes on the blood
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Douma: do you love me?
Kokushibou: yes
Douma: do you love me?
Kokushibou: yes
Douma: DO you love me!
Kokushibou: yes I love you!
Douma: I think you don't
Kokushibou: oh so it's like that let's go to my room~
Douma: OH SHI-
Akaza: Ayo wtf-
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Douma having the 69,420th mental breakdown
Kokushibou: .....
Douma: say smth!
Kokushibou: ...
Douma: this bi-
*throws a pan at Kokushibou*
Kokushibou: fuck-
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Me: what type of people do you prefer?
Kokushibou: my husband (Douma)
Akaza: Koko's husband
Kokushibou: what you say basketball bish?!
Akaza: you heard me right
*intense tag*
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Douma and Kokushibou kissing
Akaza: I quickly became homophobic, hating on gay people became a part of my lifestyle
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Kokushibou: I am bored I wanna do something stupid
Douma: I'm stupid do me
Akaza: dis bi-
Kokushibou: I mean sure-
Akaza: aight Imma head out
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Douma: Uhh Kokushibou
Kokushibou: yeah?
Douma: I burnt the water
Kokushibou: Douma how the fack did you burn the water!?
Douma: Idk bro it just did
Akaza: you are nothing but a trashy hoe
Douma:🙀🙀🙀
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Douma: welcome to the ice cream shop!
Daki: give me a vanilla ice cream
Gyutaro: give strawberry ice cream
Daki: mother frusker why do you like strawberry?!
Gyutaro: and why do you like vanilla?!
Kokushibou: *this guy kinda cute*
(Distance chihuahua screams)
Kokushibou: Ay! Why don't both of you like chocolate?! I am gonna cut your dick, I am gonna CUT YOUR DI-
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Kanao: where- where are mah sisters?!
Douma: well its gone its gone its gone
*licks hands*
Kanao: *turning into sore eyes*
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Douma: let me see what you have
Gyutaro: A knife!
Douma: Nooo!
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Kokushibou: ey see you later man
Douma: same
(Kisses eachother)
Douma: uh- I think we just kissed
Kokushibou: uh quick! do something manly
Douma: AAahh~
Kokushibou: wtf that wasn't manly at all
Douma: Ik
Kokushibou: FUCK-
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Ume: Help me! There's a gangster
Hantengu: I am no gangster son
Ume: your black!
Douma: *high pitched demon screeching*
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Akaza: all women are queens
Douma: buy if she breathes she is a THOT-
Kokushibou: Ong-
Muzan: Whadafack
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*Gyutaro comes home hurt*
Douma: who do this?!
Gyutaro: in school, a senior pushed me, so I pushed him back he got mad and hit me
Douma: *eyes turn red*
(Goes to the school and pulls out a microphone)
Douma: Whoever decided to put hands on my kids, please come outside so I can peacefully break your legs
The students: Ah shat bro
Author: /Give Douma an axe
*And they were never seen again*
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Kokushibou: who ate my food!?
Douma:-
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kokudou one-shots By Buladas5
Fanficrequests are open so ask me which type of stories you want I will just write a story at first. smut is allowed fluff is allowed angst is allowed minor × adult isn't allowed muzan × anyone isn't allowed meow
