The Greens enter a room wearing swimsuits
Cricket: Wow...
Baraka: Wowza!
Tilly: Oh, it's beautiful.
Bill: An indoor pool! Now I've seen everything.
They goes up to the pool
Cricket: This is the biggest swimmin' hole We've ever seen! We can't wait to swim into the...
They notices the diving board at the end of the room which goes all the way up to the ceiling
Cricket: Whoa...
They stares at it in a trance
Accused Diving Ring Boy: Wahoo!
He jumps in
The splash causes an enormous wave to soak Cricket and Baraka; some of it gets all over his eyes, turning them red and veiny and start to tear up
Baraka: We don't know if We're overcome with wonder or if it's the chemicals in the water, but that's the most incredible thing We've ever seen -- AGH!! It's the chemicals!
They rubs eyes
Baraka: Tilly, we have to jump off that high dive pronto!
She arrives wearing makeshift scuba gear
Tilly: No can do, brothers. There's treasure in this water, and I aim to find it.
Bill: All right, you kids all set?
Cricket, Baraka, Tilly: Yup./Yes./Yuh-huh.
Bill: Good, 'cause I will be taking this opportunity to relax in the "hot tub". Never tried one before, but I hear it's very soothing. Maybe I'll do some deep breathin', y'know?
He inhales, only to suck in an aroma of something and cough; the kids cough as well as the aroma floods and clears to reveal Gramma with a rather improbable hairstyle and using hairspray
Gramma: Cut the chatter and listen up! I just got my hair did, and it looks gorgeous. But if one drop of water gets on there and ruins it,
She holds her hairspray at them; they shriek
Gramma: I'll have all your hinies!
Bill: Don't worry, Ma. We'll splash in the other direction.
Gramma: HA!
She holds hairspray out
Bill: I mean, we won't splash at all.
Gramma: Now if you'll excuse me, I'll be soakin' my pigs.
Cricket: I don't get it, Gramma. What's the point of soakin' your toes if you got a wooden leg?
He knocks her prosthetic leg
Gramma: 'Cause I do what I want!
She pokes him with her cane
Cricket: Ah! Ah!
Gramma: Now go have fun.
Baraka: Yaaaaaay!
Tilly: Okay.
Cricket and Baraka POV
Baraka: Move aside! Move aside! Makin' our way to the high dive!
Shows a group of kids
(???): Yeah, my dad said I couldn't, but then I totally did it anyway. I didn't even care.
Other kids: Whoa!/Wow!
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Baraka and Big City Greens Season 1
AdventureAfter losing his farm in the country town of Smalton, Bill Green and his two children Cricket and Tilly and his Tarkatan friend and uncle Alan Green aka Baraka, move in with his grandmother Alice Green (Gramma), who lives on a small farm in the midd...
