Chapter 20: DIY Guys

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It appears the actor of We Bare Bears series and movie, it was Purple Overhaüls Worker voice by Cameron Esposito -EixheirZamora.

Camera follows a cord past Dirtbag stuck inside the wall outside

Cricket: You've all been gathered here for a once-in-a-lifetime chance to witness a revelation in modern agriculture!

Baraka: Behold: the Carrot Sucker!

Shows they are standing on a vacuum cleaner; Tilly and Remy are here

Cricket: In just three seconds flat, all the carrots you see here will be slurped out of the ground! Count with us!

He start the vacuum

Cricket: One!

He clunks

The vacuum suddenly stops

Remy: Two!

Baraka: Remy, was that sass, or just ignorance?

He comes out

Bill: Cricket! What in the world did ya do?!?

Cricket: It's not my fault, Dad, what kind of vacuum clogs from too much dirt?

He examines it

Bill: Well, this is definitely broken.

Remy: Who are you gonna call to fix it, Mr. Green?

Bill: Call?

He laughs

Bill: I'm not gonna call anyone, I'll fix it myself! Remy, I'm a DIY guy.

He typing the phone

Remy: "D...I...Y"?

Bill: It stands for "Do-It-Yourself". Don't your folks ever fix stuff around the house?

Remy: Mmm-mmm. My family just uses money. Like this.

He swipes a credit card through the phone; a drone delivers a package which Remy catches

Remy: I got you a present!

He opens the box to reveal a purple teddy bear holding a heart that reads "I wuv you beary much"

Remy: Just a little something for the house.

Bill: Um...thanks.

He looks at the bear; puts it in his pocket

Bill: But Remy, I'm concerned you don't possess the all-important skill of self-reliance.

They rolling eyes and annoyed

Baraka: Oh geez, Tilly. Bill is doin' his self-reliance speech again. Huh?

Zoom out to show Tilly lying on the ground with eyes closed and holding a lily flower as if playing dead

Tilly: I can't hear it 'cause I died of boredom.

She grunts

He laughs

Cricket: Oh no, it's catching!

He grunts

They flops down, mimicking her

Bill: Ah, don't listen to them, Remy. Back in the country, Baraka and I were having learned to be self-reliant, and being self-reliant gives you a sense of pride and accomplishment. Take me for example: We grow our own food, change our own oil, Heck! I even cut my own hair!

He lifts his hat to reveal a bad haircut including a poorly cut section near the left brow

Her clears throat

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