Chapter 28: Homeshare Hoedown

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The "OPEN" sign; Cricket changes it to "CLOSED"

Cricket: Ahh! Quittin' time!

They throw off their hat and apron

Cricket: Another day, another free scone!

They take a scone and eats it

Gloria: Hey! For the last time you, those aren't free.

Baraka: Whah-ahh...

They take the scone out of their mouth and puts it back

Baraka: Well, at least dinner at home is free. So, Gloria, what you doing after work?

Gloria: I've got some guests coming over to stay at my apartment through Share BnB.

Cricket: Sharing bees? Why would you do that? We hate bees!

Gloria: What? Of course you wouldn't know what that is.

She is using her phone

Gloria: Share BnB is a service where you rent out your home to guests, and in exchange they pay you money.

They hear the last bit

Baraka: Wait a second! We'd like to have money! And We live in a house!

They are hyperventilating

Gloria: Now that you mention it, your house would be perfect for Share BnB.

They gasp

They are smiling very wide

They have summoned his family for a meeting

Cricket: Then all we have to do is give 'em a bed and make 'em breakfast, and then the money just rolls in!! It's so easy. We gotta do it!!

Bill: Uh, hold on! Just a minute, Cricket. Money never just "rolls in."

He holds up a bread roll on "rolls in"

Bill: Eh? Bread roll? You get it?

They are not amused

Gramma: Boo!

Baraka: Come on, Bill! Gloria set it all up for us! It's easy money!

A bit pensive

Bill: Well, I do appreciate your initiative. But my point is, money never just...comes in easy. You two have to work hard for it.

He is sputtering loudly, ignoring him

Cricket: This is different, Dad! The house does all the work for you, just by bein' a house!

Tilly: Sounds fun.

She feeds a spoonful to Dirtbag

Tilly: I could make them somethin' fancy for breakfast, like cereal.

She yowls

He very stern

Bill: All right... but only if you two promise to see this commitment through, no matter what!

He nonchalantly

Baraka: Yeah, yeah, we got it.

They sip their juice box

They are slurping

Gramma: I don't know. Seems complicated.

Cricket: Don't worry, Gramma! It'll be a piece of cake!

He holds up a slice of cake on "piece of cake"

Everyone but Bill finds it funny

They are laughing

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