Chapter 26: Paint Misbehavin'

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She trying to mend the coffee maker

Gloria: Hmm...

They pop up next to her

Cricket: Hiya, Gloria. What'cha doin'?

Gloria: Tryin' to figure out how to fix this thing.

Baraka: I can fix it for ya!

He gets out pilers

Baraka: What'cha got here is a classic case of too many wires. A little clip-clip, snip-snip, and we'll be good to go.

He reaches for the wires inside

Gloria: No! Cricket and Baraka, that's never the problem!!

Cricket: Aaaaaaaand...

She knocks his hand away with a shovel

Gloria: No! Cricket and Baraka, stop it!

They reach again

Baraka: I just gotta get in there...

She blocks them again

Gloria: Stop it.

Cricket: Just let us--

They growls

They begin to fight each other

Baraka: Gloria!

Gloria: You're gonna make it worse!

Their tools jab right into the wires, spewing smoke everywhere

They both yelps

The smoke clears

They coughs

She groans

Gloria: Cricket and Baraka, you both need to listen to me!

They growls

Cricket: But we're co-workers! Which means sometimes you both need to listen to me! We've got all sorts of great ideas!

Gloria: Pfft. Like what?

Baraka: Well, for starters...

He sits on the pastry display and holds two bagels

Baraka: Why do we have bagels when we can have donuts? Bagels are boring!

He points to the order boards

Baraka: And also, why do all the prices have to end in nine? Why not end in a three? We like three!

He goes over to a display of paintings on the wall

Baraka: And these weirdo paintings of nothing should be replaced with paintings of actual things, like dogs wearing swimsuits.

Shows a painting of what he imagined

[Dog barks]

He pounding a fist

Cricket: Everyone. Likes. Dogs!

Gloria: Whoa, whoa! These paintings are abstract art! Of course I wouldn't expect you both to understand it. The artist poured their heart out, and this canvas caught the pieces.

Cricket: Eww!

They laughs

Cricket: Gross.

Gloria: Ugh, whatever. You two wouldn't know good artworks if it kicked you both in the butt. I'm going on break! You both in charge until I get back!

They inspired

Cricket: In charge, huh?

They look at the paintings

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