Chapter 38: Big Deal

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It appears the Joe Hamm voice actor of Louis in Big City Greens and Sentinel Prime in Transformers One. -ExheirZamora.

It is Thanksgiving, Bill takes out a turkey

Tilly: Shoehorns, dewdrops, cat hair, light bulbs, body builders, hairnets, magazines,

She shows her

Tilly: Swiss cheese, easy cheese, and... rocks. And that's the full list of things I'm thankful for.

Bill: Wow, Tilly. That's very... specific. I'm just thankful we're all here to have a nice Thanksgiving together.

Gramma: PHOOEY!

She is knitting something

Gramma: When you get to be my age, the only thing you're thankful for is that death hasn't come for you yet. But when it does...

She slams knitting needles into the table

Gramma: I'll be ready.

They angrily stand next to the TV with a rather poor signal

Cricket: We'd tell you what we aren't thankful for-- crummy old TVs that don't even work! How are we supposed to watch the game on this ancient thing?!

Bill: Come on, Cricket and Baraka. Todays supposed to be about being thankful for you've got, not getting upset over you two don't got.

They just roll his eyes

They are grumbling

She stands next to the TV and stretches

Tilly: Allow me to assist, brothers.

She fiddles around with the antennae until the TV gets a good signal

Baraka: Yes! Tilly don't move!

She struggles

Tilly: O-okay!

A commercial interrupts the gang; a raspberry red skinned man wearing a pilgrim hat addresses

(???): Hi! I'm Louis!

Cricket: What the...

Louis: This year at Price Busters, we're celebrating Thanksgiving with amazing savings! Store-wide! Appliances, furniture, TVs, you name it! We're busting prices on everything!

Cricket: "Busting prices on everything?"

Louis: Show 'em how it's done, Buster!

He holds a mallet before a living price tag that reads $500

Price Tag: Oh, no! Oh!

He smooshes him with the mallet, causing coins to fly out

Louis: Oh, come on, Buster! You can do better than that!

He coughs

Price Tag: No. No, please! Buster? BUSTER!

He smashes again, smash cuts to the logo

Commerical singers: ♪ Price Busters ♪

He winks

Baraka: Oh, my gosh. This is perfect! We can finally afford a new TV! We gotta go right now!

Bill: I don't know, Cricket and Baraka. I don't really wanna spend our Thanksgiving in a store.

Cricket: Ah, don't worry, Dad. We'll be in and out in no time. It's Thanksgiving. Who goes shopping on Thanksgiving?

Smash to the Greens looking undeniably shocked; a pull-back shows customers are rioting all over the store

Baraka: OOH MY GOD!

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