Once upon a time there was a Bill who walking down the sidewalk in Big City
Bill: Ah, nuthin' like a nice walk to clear my head. Maybe not as relaxin' as back home, but I can just pretend I'm in the country. I got a little nature.
He leans against the tree
Bill: Ah...tree.
The moment is ruined by a passing taxi which backfires smoke in his face
He coughs
Angry Business Man: Yeah, and put pepperoni on it!
He bumps into Bill
Angry Business Man: SMOTHER IT IN CHEESE!
He comes over
Hobo: Hey, buddy! Wanna buy a beard?
Bill: Uh...no thanks.
Hobo: Probably a good decision.
He leaves
Nagging Woman: Hey! Your electric guitar is so loud, I can't hear my electric guitar!
Nagging Man: Oh, yeah?!
Nagging Woman: YEAH!
They play their guitars loudly
He covers his ears
He groans
Shows a mob of businessmen on their phones
All blabbing
Three teens eating in a car
Teen Boy: Yeah! Teenagers!
Bill: Huh?! What?!
Shows a siren going off
[Siren]
A barking dog
He barking
He groaning
The buildings getting bigger in delusion
He screaming
He slams the door open
He panting
Bill: Hmm?
He looks at a picture of a deer in the forest on the wall
Bill: This guy's got the right idea.
He goes to his family in the living room
Bill: Hey, everyone! We're takin' a day trip to the country, so get in the truck! Right now!
Cricket, Baraka, Tilly, Gramma: Yay!
Gramma: Shotgun!
Bill: No, Ma. You're not gettin' a shotgun.
Gramma: Fine! But I'm sittin' up front.
The Kludge is driving on the highway out of Big City
Bill: Ah, can't wait to get back to the country. Calm and quiet, wide-open spaces, and views as far as the eye can see. Everything the city doesn't have.
Cricket: Well, we'd better get there soon!
They fidgets
Cricket: Gettin' jittery! Might need to kick a seat!
They kicks their feet
They grunting
Tilly: Don't fret, Cricket and Baraka. There's plenty of fun to be had on the road.
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Baraka and Big City Greens Season 1
AdventureAfter losing his farm in the country town of Smalton, Bill Green and his two children Cricket and Tilly and his Tarkatan friend and uncle Alan Green aka Baraka, move in with his grandmother Alice Green (Gramma), who lives on a small farm in the midd...
