MATURE
MY HEADCANONS (i am amazing)
A = Aftercare: I feel as though he is actually pretty good with the aftercare. But I do see him sleeping around and I don't think he stays for very long after each hookup. If you're in a relationship, or he just likes you a lot then he will absolutely give very good aftercare. He's the type to lay with you until the morning, he MIGHT not be there once you wake up depending on how he feels about you. If you're just a hookup with feelings he'd probably leave early morning while you're still sleeping. Buttt if you're in a relationship he would be there when you awaken.
B = Body part: His favourite part of himself was his torso until it became covered in scars due to various reasons, now he doesn't necessarily like seeing his chest. He definitely admires his own face, he totally knows that he's a pretty guy. His favourite body part for you has got to be ass, he's 100% an ass guy.
C = Cum: If he's not finishing inside you, he'll be doing it over your face and boobs. He'd totally be the type of person to hold your chin after he finishes in your mouth and tell you to swallow.
D = Dirty Secret: He'd have a threesome with you, he thinks about it a lot and it's constantly on his mind. He's just waiting for you to say something about it. I feel like he'd pick Theodore if he had an option, because he only wants to fuck you, but wouldn't mind someone else (that he trusts) to help pleasure you! Most likely would not do it with another girl since he wants his full attention on you.
E = Experience: Very experienced, his hookups come from a place of needing a coping mechanism, so they happened a lot. He's an absolute whore. He knows what he's doing through experience rather than education.
F = Favourite Position: Totally a doggy guy, he loves looking in your eyes while having sex with you, but there's just something about fucking you from behind that he loves.
G = Goofy: With a partner he would definitely be a tad goofy when having sex, but with any hookup it's clearly business. He's a very serious guy when it comes to sex so joking around while doing it isn't very common, unless you're on top and he has time to think.
H = Hair: Veryyy well groomed, he shaves a bunch, always makes sure it's clean and smells good for you. Would prefer that you do the same for him but as long as it's clean he really doesn't care much about the hair.
I = Intimacy: He can be quite loving while making love to you, if you're in missionary and he has time to look into your eyes and kiss you, he would definitely tell you that he loves you over and over again until you're both finished.
J = Jack Off: He's the type to do it almost everyday, has certainly been caught by someone before. Will normally find you if he needs to release himself, but if he can't he will just do it alone. Maybe in bed or the shower. Lowkey wants you to catch him doing it to see how you would react.
K = Kink: Like father, like son - he has a bunch. He's top ones are probably bondage, spanking and choking. He definitely enjoys tying you up and having his way with you.
L = ANYWHERE, this man will steal you into an empty classroom in broad daylight if he really wanted to. His favourite place is on the astronomy tower past curfew. Wouldn't mind being caught but doesn't want anybody to see you nude other than him.
M = Motivation: Anything and everything. This man has an extremely dirty mind and is always in the mood, he's very discrete about it if he knows that you aren't interested or that you aren't available, he'll deal with it himself. You could do as much as say you're going for a shower, and some sort of image in his mind will pop up, and as will his penis.
N = NO: Pegging, he's definitely against it. Doesn't want to experience anything of the sort.
O = Oral: He's better with his fingers than his tongue, but he's good with both. he's slightly too aggressive when it comes to eating you out and doesn't focus on the places you need him most - will most likely resort to using his fingers. He lovessss when you go down on him, he likes watching you with his dick in your mouth (amen) and he's very much the type to want to be in control of that. Will hold your head and scrunch your hair in his hand while pushing you to take him further.
P = Pace: He's very big on speed. He finds the faster he goes, the more pleasure the both of you get. The only time he's slow is during making love, but will speed up closer to the end to make you both finish
Q = Quickie: Big fan of quickies, sex excites him, so pulling you into a cupboard and having a five minute session before he heads to his least favourite class is something that happens commonly.
R = Risk: He's willing to experiment but not willing to be caught since that means that your body will be exposed to someone else. Would try out anything that you wanted to do with almost absolutely no questions.
S = Stamina: Can go for wayyy too many rounds, the only reason he stops is to clean you both up and fix the mess that has been made. If he noticed that you are starting to get too tired or on the brink of using the safe word that you both had established, he'll stop.
T = Toy: He gets jealous of toys, doesn't necessarily like when you use them, but is willing to work with them if that's what you request. Would so totally use them on you badly and then take them away and show you that he's better and you don't need them. I doubt he would let you use them on him.
U = Unfair: He's extremely into orgasm denial so he's definitely quite unfair. Will edge you until you are shaking and begging him to let you finish.
V = Volume: He loves when you're vocal, he's vocal for the mere point of letting everyone know how good you are to him. NEVER casts a silencing spell cus he likes everyone being aware that he was able to have you and let them know what he's doing to you and how he's making you feel.
W = Sex in the dark if you're a hookup. He never liked people seeing his scars so he was always having sex with the lights off. Only on when dating or when he likes you cus he wants to see you and your body.
X = X-Ray: He's very big. People do stare.. he never tries to hide it since he secretly likes the attention of that. But only you get to see it in it's full glory ;))
Y = Yearning: He's a very needy guy, his sex drive is literally astronomical, it's concerning with how horny he gets. Definitely has more boners per day than the average man.
Z = ZZZ: He's such a sleepy boy after, will definitely fall asleep next to you or in your arms if you agree to falling asleep with him too. If you're a hookup though, he is absolutely going to be grabbing his clothes and heading out of that door and back to his own dorm without much of an explanation (sorry not sorry)
YOOOOOOO
my friend who shifts for mattheo is going to see this and kill me
I have a fuckinh cramp in my leg, i'm going to die
enjoy
Adiós!
