their icks

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DRACO

-Forgets to flush the toilet
-3 in 1 body wash
-Trips up constantly
-Can't walk in a straight line (me neither)
-Shimmy's towards people with his arms open and a large smile every time he wants a hug

THEO

-Makes misogynistic jokes
-Allows his sleeves to touch the water when he's washing his hands
-ALWAYS BAREFOOT WHEN HE CAN BE (put the dogs away Theodore)
-Repeats jokes when no one laughs
-Chews with his mouth open

BLAISE

-Mouth breather
-Type of guy to not wash his hand before cooking and claim that it strengthens his immune system
-Wears mismatching socks when everyone can see
-Hits people while laughing
-Barks and growls at girls he likes because it's "in right now"

MATTHEO

-Listens to alpha male ted talks every morning
-Spits in his hand to fix up his hair
-Spits on the ground.
-Finds farts hilarious and will do them anytime
-Stands with his feet pointing outwards

LORENZO

-Spits his food back onto his plate when it's too hot
-Pushes people over during easter egg hunts
-Speaking with mouth full
-Baby voice when he wants something
-Validates everything with his height "yeah he's smarter than me, but at least I'm not short."

TOM

-Kills people
-Doesn't care about animals
-Flat out laughs at homeless people
-Wears shoes without socks
-sooooo much gel in his hair





well.
idk if i can defend them after this one

adiós!

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