Aru Shah Incorrect Quotes/Memes #6

Batman and Aru

*Aru gives Batman therapy*

Aru: Are we ready to begin?

Batman: I'm only here because Alfred- I mean a friend sent me

Aru: I know your name is Bruce. We're way past that.

Batman: I'm Batman

Aru: Right, cause you fell into a pit filled with bats as a kid.

Batman: That's right.

Batman: It was traumatizing. But now I wear my fear with no fear.

Aru: But didn't you also say you're parents were shot and killed in an alley way by some random guy with a gun?

Batman, crying: Yes

Aru: Shouldn't that be more traumatizing than a pit filled with bats?

Batman: Yes, but "Random guy in an alley way with a gun." Man-

Batman: Sounds stupid

Aru: Rigghhttt

Batman: Don't push me. I'm vengeance.

Aru: Thought you were Batman?

Batman: I'm vengeance

Aru: Did you also fall into a pit of vengeance as a child?

Batman: STOP THAT

Aru: Alright, work with me Bruce. Let's try to make Martha proud.

Batman: Why would you say that name?

Batman: *Runs away*