Aru Shah Incorrect Quotes/Memes #6

*Interviewer runs away*

Aru at an interview

Interviewer: So, are you ready for the interview?

Aru: Wrong! The question is, is the interview ready for me?

Interviewer: Okay.. Yea, so.. Why do you want this job?

Aru: I've always been very passionate about not starving to death.

Interviewer: Right. So why did you leave your previous job?

Aru: There were no more records for me to break.

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Brynne in an interview

Interviewer: Okay, so... What's you biggest weakness?

Brynne: I have no weakness-

Interviewer: Of course-

Brynne: and that stops me from being humble. And I DON'T like it!

Interviewer: Right, okay, umm... Where do you see yourself in 5 years?

Brynne: In your chair, asking better questions.

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Rudy in an interview

Rudy: I can't really can't make friends that easily-

Interviewer: Oh, that's actually pretty sad-

Brynne: Because they're jealous of my greatness