The Human Hearted Imp

Chapters 88: Famous Imps Captured

One rainy morning, in the Lust Ring at Asmodeus' palace, the King of Lust and Fizzaroll are sleeping together in the same bed.

Just then the alarm goes off, prompting Fizzarolli to wake up under the covers and punch the alarm. Then stretches his cybernetic arms out of the room, which the maid dodges. He pours himself a coffee and brings the kettle back to the room, making the maid spin around. He places the kettle on the desk, grabs one of his jester hats and puts it on. He stretches his arm and drinks some of the coffee from the kettle. He then jumps up as he grabs the fabric from the canopy with excitement.

He then says with a big smile, "Rise and shine, Ozzie!"

He brings out a blow horn, shakes it a bit, and blows on it, causing Ozzie to wake up from his sleep.

And Fizz laughs and responds, "Huehahahahaha!"

Still tired, Asmdoeus lies back on to bed, "Ugh, again with the horn?" and turns in bed as he covers his head with the pillow.

Fizzarolli returns to the bed wearing glasses and holding a list, "Don't blame me, blame how fuckin' fun they are!" and blows the horn again.

Fizzarolli sits up and says, "Mmkay, so; Today you have a meeting with the distributor about the new shipment of vvvibrators, then you gotta host a safety meeting because of what happened with the old shipment of vvvvvvibrators~. And then you have a nooner with Prince Stolas."

As Fizzarolli reads the list, Asmodeus gets out of bed, grabs his robe and begins to put it on.

Asmodeus lets out a yawn and says, "Ahh, you scheduled me during lunch?"

"Welll, you're pretty good at squeezing things in." Fizzarolli says, and helps Ozzie tie the rope on his robe, tightly.

Then jumps on to Ozzie's shoulder, "But I left time for a big ol' breakfast!"

"Let me guess; I'm handling that too?" Asmodeus questions.

"I mean..." Fizz says and lands in front of the Sin of Lust, "Unless you want me to take a crack at cooking again."

"Hahahahahaha!" Ozzie laughs, but then bluntly says, "No. Never again."

"Whaaaat? Maybe I could burn the milk this time!" Fizzarolli says.

"Stooopp...!" Ozzie says in a teasing tone.

Then Fizz climbs back on Ozzie's shoulder and says, "OH! You know what I'm craving? Burgers!"

"No! It's too early for burgers, you maniac!" Asmodeus denies.

But Fizzarolli says, "Burger time! Burger time! Burger time!"

The two soon start laughing as they leave the room.

Later in the kitchen, Ozzie is humming as he cooks breakfast. Fizzarolli grabs the newspaper and opens to see an article that reads, 'King of Ozz- a HYPOCRITE?!' and has a picture of both him and Asmodeus.

Not wanting his man to see it, Fizzarolli crumbles the newspaper and stuffs the paper into a trash can. He tries to sneak the entire can out of the room, but he trips, and tosses the trash can. Asmodeus turns to see Fizz, as the jester changes his posture. The can falls out of the building and crashes to the ground. Asmodeus opens the door to the refrigerator, which lacks something.

Fizzarolli comes over and says, "Yeah yeah, I know, I can pick up some more while I'm out today." and eats a piece of toast.

"About that," Ozzie says, sounding concerned and closes the fridge.

He then passes Fizz a plate of breakfast, "You're still going to that contest rehearsal... without me?"

"Welll... y- you have a packed day today... and I know you arent big on the whole Mammon thing, soo..." Fizzarolli says.