Percy: So grandma was kidnapped by your great uncle Hades
after i was taken to CHB by a goat boy. I basically passed out and
when i woke up, your mom told me "You drool in your sleep", and
that kids is how i met your mother
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Nico: I had a crush on Percy
Annabeth: Welcome to the club
Rachel: Welcome to the club
Entire goddam world: Welcome to the club
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*While dealing with Bryce*
Reyna: Nico, now might be a good time to get angry
Nico: That's my secret, I'm always angry
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Why me going to camp Half-Blood would be a disaster
Me: (Upon meeting Mr.D) HOLY CRAP, YOU'RE THE GOD OF-
Mr.D: Wine, yes, yes, I-
Me:--GENDER DYSPHORIA!
Dionysus:
Dionysus:
Dionysus: Well this is new
Me: *intense fangirling*
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What's the most awkward moment on the Argo II?
Percy:When-
Leo: ONE TIME I SAID "NICE SHOES" TO FRANK AND THEN HE JUST
STARED AT ME LIKE WHAT AND THEN THE SILENCE LASTED FOREVER AND
IT WAS JUST SO AWKWARD I MEAN FRANK WAS JUST LIKE GO AWAY AND I
WAS LIKE THIS IS MY SHIP OMG.
Piper: It was pretty awkward when i was spying on Percabeth and they
caught me
Jason: No, It was more awkward when i was doing my strut on the catwalk
and tripped
Percy: Lol fail
Annabeth: What catwalk?
Jason:......um..... The hallway
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Somone: so..... what did Percabeth do this time?
Me: Are you sure you're ready for that conversation?
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Nico in House Of Hades
Nico: I'll never find someone who'll love me. No one even
wants me
Me: DON'T EVEN THINK LIKE THAT I'M RIGHT HERE YOU IDIOT
I'M ALWAYS HERE FOR YOU BECAUSE I LOVE YOU
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Artemis: The sun doesn't revolve around you
Apollo: Actually
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The demigods going horseback riding and staring at Percy because he's
yelling at the horse foe being an asshole and Annabeth's like "Percy!Enough!"
And he's just like "But he started it" And half way threw the ride Percy's like
"No, You suck, I'm done! Find your own way back to the stable I'm walking"
The horse neighs and Percy turns around " No, you go to hell"
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I may not look social but i promise 100% In my head I'm throwing a party with
my favorite characters
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What the signs love the most:
Leo: Calypso
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The signs as Percy Jackson/Heroes of Olympus characters
Aries: Percy Jackson
Taurus: Hazel Levesque
Gemini: Piper Mclean
Cancer: Frank Zhang
Leo: Thalia Grace
Virgo: Annabeth Chase
Libra: Leo Valdez
Scorpio: Nico Di Angelo
Sagittarius: Jason Grace
Capricorn: Reyna Avila Ramirez Arellano
Aquarius: Grover Underwood
Pisces: Rachel Elizabeth-Dare
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PJO/HOO Jokes/Headcanons (Percy Jackson)
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