PJO/HOO Jokes/Headcanons (Percy Jackson)

Adorable Solangelo

Annabeth: two years ago I lost my boyfriend, Percy, in that volcano

Percy: QUIT TELLING PEOPLE I'M DEAD!

Annabeth: sometimes I can still hear his voice

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Hera: I have a plan

Percy: Hera

Percy: Hera no

Percy: HERA I JUST GOT INTO MY FIRST STABLE RELATIONSHIP THE PERCABETH SHIP HAS FINALLY SAILED CAN WE NOT MAKE ANY RUSH DECI–

Percy: Oh na na what's my name

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Me On A Date

Me: So, have you read the PJO series?

My date: No but I've read the Percy Jackson series

Me: *stares at the camera like in the Office*

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Annabeth can fight Furies, fall off a cliff, hide her crush for two years, break her ankle, kill empousai, but NO. 
*she walks into room, sees spider*
OHMYGOSHPERCYITSASPIDERKILL

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so if Percy and Annabeth ever had sex
would Grover like
feel it
because
empathy link

(That just wrong)

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my whole life consists of thinking about whether or not i should make that dam fandom reference

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Leo: man I felt like such a third wheel when I went on that quest with Jason and Piper

Percy: dude you have no idea how it was on my quest with Hazel and Frank. I mean everybody knew they liked each other.

Grover:

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Imagine Jason Grace rescuing a baby bird and trying to teach it how to fly

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Annabeth: Percy, don't do that
Jason: Percy, don't do that
Grover: Percy, don't do that
the gods: Percy, don't do that
Obama: Percy, don't do that
the queen: Percy, don't do that
Percy: *does that*
Percy: omgs guys, you should have told me not to do that

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Leo: Jason?
Leo: do you want to build a dragon?
Leo: come on, let's go and fight!
Leo: I barely see you anymore
Leo: come out the camp
Leo: it's like you've lost your mind!
Leo: we used to be best buddies
Leo: but I kinda died
Leo: but now I'm alive, so hey-
Jason: NO I DON'T WANT TO
BUILD A FUCKING DRAGON
YOU WERE DEAD FOR WEEKS
AND NOW YOU WANT ME TO
BECOME AN ENGINEER HOW IS
THAT SUPPOSED TO MAKE ME
FEEL AND WHO'S THAT HOT
BLONDE BEHIND YOU AND
WHAT THE FRICK FRACK DIDLY
DACK HAPPENED
Leo:
Leo:
Leo:
Leo: it doesn't have to be a dragon

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Frank: During Percy's, Hazel's and my quest I got the girl that I've been crushing on forever to kiss me, and I couldn't be happier than I am now.

Percy: We started off as best friends, but now we're so much more. I can't live without my wise girl.

Jason: I know I'm new to this whole relationship thing, but I hope that I'm not screwing it up at all. Because she deserves the best.

Leo: sup

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My favorite thing about Solangelo is that Will is described as tall in the books and Nico is like 5'2 so when Nico is shouting at Will on his tiptoes Will is probably just towering over him resisting the urge to pat him on the head

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