Zeus: So what did you get for your birthday?
Jason: my friends fell into hell
Zeus: oh
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real talk Percy SO jumped out of Jason bday cake naked
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we all talk about Percy and Frank as a dad, but what about Jason as a dad. just imagine: him and piper would have a little Piper look-alike and all she would have to do was give him the puppy dog face with those big, round, mult-colored eyes and he was done for she would have him wrapped around her little finger
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Percy: happy birthday bro
Jason: thanks bro
Percy: sorry bro but I didn't know what to get you
Jason: our bromance is the best gift in the world bro
Percy: bro
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Me: excuse me sir, do you have time to talk about our lord and savior Jason Grace?
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Jason dances like a white suburban dad at his bday party
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I'm so glad Jason is getting so much love from the fandom today
So much love for my stupid dork son
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tbh it's not a coincidence that Canadian day and Jason's bday fall on the same day
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Leo makes Jason a cloud shaped piñata for his birthday party and when it finally breaks open all the candies are either lightning bolt shaped or butterscotch candy bc 'I dunno man, I just thought you'd like old man candy'
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Percy calling Jason "bro" in front of Tyson and Tyson getting all excited and hugging the life out of Jason "Brother!!!"
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Pjo pickup lines
Percy: I may not be able so drown in water, but baby, I could drown in your eyes.
Jason: You make my heart soar.
Frank: I'm not just an animal on the battlefield you know.
Leo: Usually, fire can't harm me, but you're too hot, even for me.
Nico: You're drop. Dead. Gorgeous.
Will: Your smile lights up the whole room.
Luke: You stole my heart.
Octavian: THE TEDDY BEAR GUTS SAY YOU'RE VERY PRETTY.
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Percy: im GREEK, but for you i can be ROMANtic
Jason: bRO
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Happy birthday Jason also 10 YEARS OF PJO
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PJO/HOO Jokes/Headcanons (Percy Jackson)
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