Percy:Octavian is the worst praetor we've ever had! He drew boobies on my armour!
Hazel:He stared at me for 90 seconds while he ate an entire peach.
Reyna:He heard that I speak Spanish and he made me fire his housekeeper. She was Polish.
Frank:At least he doesn't practice his crane kicks with you.
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concept: a sleeping Percy with his head in Annabeth's lap while she's softly running her fingers through his hair feeling content
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Someday in my Future
The year is 2067. I am in my home with my grandchildren. They are playing around in my backyard while I sit on my lawn chair, watching them fondly. Suddenly, my granddaughter tugs on my sleeve. I look down at her. She has her mother's looks with her brown hair and dark eyes.
"Gramma," she says in her little, sweet voice, "Rick Riordan has announced another Percy Jackson book."
I look up at the sky, a single tear trailing down my cheek. "When will he stop?"
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PJO's Movies
Does the director doesn't know how to read Greek Gods book or something
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the heroes of olympus as memes
Percy Jackson: i came out to have a good time and i am honestly feeling so attacked right now
Annbeth Chase: hoe don't do it
Piper McLean: sign me the FUCK up 👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀 good shit go౦ԁ sHit👌
Jason Grace: beautiful cinnamon roll too good for this world, too pure
Leo Valdez: haha and then what ;)
Frank Zhang: you're a kid you're a squid
Hazel Levesque: i crave that mineral
Reyna Ramierez-Arellano: :as a lesbian.....supporter
Nico Di Angelo: skeleton war
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Rick Riordan: I hate epilogues! I'm not going to just tell you the life story of one of my characters! That's ridiculous!
Also Rick Riordan: *makes as many books as necessary to cover percy jackson's entire lifetime*
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B R O ...
Jason:Bro.
Percy:What Bro?
Jason:Tell the world that we're bro's.
Percy:*whispers* we're bro's.
Jason:Why did you whisper bro?
Percy:Because you're my world bro.
Jason:B R O...
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