PJO/HOO Jokes/Headcanons (Percy Jackson)

YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW

friendly reminder that Percy was literally ready to strangle each of the hunters of Artemis because they wanted Annabeth to join

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Rachel: I want to start training. There have been a ton of monsters in my neighbourhood, and the demigods in my area are very bad.

Percy: You live in our area.

Rachel: Yeah, I know.

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At the end of the Last Olympian

Annabeth: I don't think this will happen in our lifetime

Percy: yeah we deserve a break and peace

Nico: I'm gonna go away cause I'm never gonna find love :,(

Uncle Rick: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA YOU ARE SO FREAKING WRONG YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW

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Percy: *takes one step in camp*

Chiron: Hello, Percy! Are you ready to almost die for the 39530th time?

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A Fandom is a family of emotionally unstable people

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-Sally meeting Jason and Piper for the first time after the war and just see these two lonely kids

-So obviously she invites them to dinner with her, Paul, Annabeth, and Percy

-They all sit down to a family dinner, something that neither Jason or Piper had as children

-They love it from the first moment

-When Jason and Piper and Annabeth start going to school with Percy all four of them are constantly hanging out at Percy's apartment

-Sally always makes them stay for dinner

-She wants to make sure that even though these kids saved the world they know that they have a place to call home

-When Jason and Piper get married Sally is sitting in the front row

-Their children visit Sally all the time

-When they're all grown up with their children, Sally makes sure to have Jason and Piper and Annabeth and Percy and their families over every Sunday to have family dinner

-It's everyone's favorite day of the week

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After the Giant War

Jason: group hug! Get in here, Nico!

Nico: don't touch me

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Katniss: I survived the hunger games... twice

Thomas: Yes. well i got out of a maze nobody could crack for 3 years

Harry: That's cute. I killed the dark lord as an infant... And I have a cool scar

Percy: But I am Percy Jackson

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Gay Marriage

•both camps celebrate and the Aphrodite/Venus kids run around screaming

•Will and Nico cry

•actually, everyone cries

•its a good day

•Iris kids make rainbows everywhere