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Why tf ru reading this ik its 3am for u rn go to sleep you rat
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Takemichi: violence isn't an answer

Chifuyu: Wrong anime, partner.

Baji: no no he's right

Baji: violence is a question and the answer is FUCK YES
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Takemichi: when didn't I have injuries???

Chifuyu: Are you sure you want to go there?

Mikey: THE WOMB
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Hanma: I'm so high rn

Hanma: omg me to

Hanma: lololol
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Hakkai: has anyone seen my hair die

Taiju: I've seen you die in my dreams :)

Mikey: no idea

Draken: I live in a whore house if I wanted hair dye ill just go 5 foot downstairs
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Mitsuya: GUYS HELP I HAD A MANIC EPISODE AND I STOLE HAKKAIS HAIR DYE AND MY SISTERS DYED IT WHEN I WAS SLEEPING 😭😭😭😭

Hakkai: I would ask for my hair dye back but that would require pulling your hair out

Kazutora: what the wattpad
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Kazutora: I wanna eat a banana

Draken: just eat your hair...?
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Souya: the eldest child is always the meanest

Nahoya: no

Souya: lying is bad >:(

Taiju: it's because we had to raise the children we didn't make of course were angry

Mitsuya: I can relate but that doesn't give you the right to hit them

Hakkai: I read this with respect

Taiju: Oh no I can no longer see
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Ran: yk when ur hungry but u don't wanna eat???

Rindo: just eat

Ran: no.

Kisaki: just don't eat

Ran: no.

Rindo: just die.

Kisaki: just die.
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Baji: CAN EVERYONE STOP FUCKING ASKING ME WHICH SHAMPOO I USE ITS SOAP

Rindo: please tell me my hair is severely damaged from dyeing

Takemichi: isn't everybody's???
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Mitsuya: i love you all and remember to kys <3

Hakkai: Taka what do u think kys means??

Mistuya: keep yourself safe :D

Draken: stop hanging out with baji for the love of anime

Takemichi: who's gonna tell him??

Mikey: shhhh let my boy live

Izana: I'll make sure to kms Mistuya :)

Mitsuya: :D
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Izana: can you love someone and hate someone at the same time??

Yuzuha: do you have siblings???

Mikey: hello

Izana: no

Mikey: hello 

Hakkai: ru sure?

Izana: yup

Mikey: hello

Shinichiro: hello

Emma: hello

Izana: no siblings whatsoever

Chifuyu: 🤨
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Naoto: hi

Kisaki: why is a child on here???

Naoto: we're the same age

Kisaki: hUH?!
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Mitsuya: HEHEHAHRFBDIEGEOQL

Mitsuya: srry my sisters stole my phone 😞

Taiju: smack them with an ipad?!

Mitsuya: never
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Draken: Ok yall really need sleep

Takemichi: quack quack chicken nuggets

Chifuyu: You shouldn't be doing this to yourself, partner.

Mikey: I STOLE KENCHINS BREADSTICKS AGAIN >:DD

Draken: point proven
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Inui: Guys how do you tell someone their breath stinks without telling them that there breath stinks?????

Kokonoi: "let's go drink mouthwash bc im bored"

Inui: Ok cmon lets go drink mouthwash

Kokonoi: >:OOOO
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Rindo: adding lol onto the end of everything so it doesn't seem that bad

Mikey: my brother died lol

Draken: im an orphan with no family lol

Takemichi: ive died 3 times lol

Hakkai: my brother abused me lol
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Draken: repeat after me

Mikey: after me

Draken: is he serious

Chifuyu: No, he's Mikey
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Kisaki: I have a truck

Takemichi: I have a gf

Kisaki: not anymore lmao

Hinata: Im right here yk?
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Kazutora: i like feet 🤪

Baji: me too

Draken: guys its literally 3am GO THE FUCK TO SLEEP

Baji: NEVERRRRRRR
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Hanma: GUYS DRAKENS A WHORE HE LIVES WITH ABOUT 80 SEXY WOMEN

Draken: that's my fill in family...

Kokonoi: LMAOOOO BROKE

Rindo: sucks to be you lol

Kisaki: Hanma i thought you were gay...

Hanma: i mean your not wrong

Chifuyu: *you're

Hanma: shut up
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Mitsuya: Hakkai I got you some new hair dye and I stole some of Bajis shampoo for you Draken

Hakkai: Thanks! Also blue is not your colour...

Draken: OH MY SHIT BAJIS SHAMPOO IS ACTUALLY SOAP 😭😭😭

Baji: I TOLD YOU 

Draken: im gonna kms

Mitsuya: that's good! :)

Kisaki: I'm gonna tell him

Rindo: NO ME

Mikey: DONT YOU FUCKING DARE
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