im in your basement, and if you didn't know you had a basement, then you do now
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Mikey: guys my stomach hurts :(((((
Mitsuya: are you alright??
Mikey: no.
Draken: how much of that cake did you eat??
Mikey: ....all of it
Draken: and there you go
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Inui: help koko is drunk
Kokonoi: AGHDKHADLAHSDKHAJKDL
Inui: see???
Kokonoi: sory mi vat steped on me keiborde
Izana: the bitch is so drunk he cant type lmaooo
Kokonoi: i dot lije acalol i drsn pint thinr
Takemichi: shouldn't we take him to a hospital???
Inui: no.
Izana: absolutely not
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Kazutora: I always say it is what it is but what is it?
Baji: my test score
Kazutora: THAT'S A THING?!
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Mitsuya: guys my sewing machine broke :(((
Mikey: how much is a new one?
Mitsuya: i'm not sure but i probably don't have enough
Draken: I'LL DO IT WITH THE HOOKER'S MONEY
Mitsuya: don't worry i'll be fine :)
Draken: LET ME BUY YOU A NEW SEWING MACHINE
Mitsuya: are you sure?
Draken: YES.
Mikey: WE MUST PROTEC
Mitsuya: I can fight too yk
Chifuyu: Hush, child.
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Chifuyu: Imagine having strict parents in Tokyo Revengers.
Takemichi: bye mom im just gonna go beat up someone outside a drug dealer's house
Chifuyu: Partner, you're the one getting beaten up.
Draken: Imagine even having parents
Mikey: couldn't be me
Mitsuya: or me
Hakkai: same here
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Takemichi: coyotes are cool. I never will be
Kisaki: sucks to be you lol
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Shinichiro: please be real
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Hanma: what anime is this.
Hanma: plz respond
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Hakkai: so Michael Jordans parents named him after a shoe???
Mitsuya: apparently so
Chifuyu: THE SHOE IS NAMED AFTER THE PERSON!
Baji: nah
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Izana: I'm bouta cha-cha real smooth of this cliff
Naoto: what cliff??
Izana: cliffhanger
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Inui: let's play word chains I'll start: cookies
Mikey: death
Kisaki: guns
Hanma: violence
Inui: I started with cookies wtf 😭
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Taiju: yk when u wanna punch your siblings??
Izana: everyday
Mitsuya: i will never hit my sisters. ever.
Mikey: I think the only time i hit emma is when she threw my favourite toy car out the window and it smashed
Emma: Yeah sorry about that
Mikey: it's ok :)
Taiju: do more than hit her. make her become the car like I did with Yuzuha
Yuzuha: fuck you
Kazutora: i dont have siblings but I have hit Mikey's brother
Shinichiro: ouch
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Inui: whats a sugar daddy???
Kokonoi: that's me right there
Mikey: sugar = sweets daddy = dad
Mikey: so it's just a dad with diabetes
Draken: get help.
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Hakkai: sometimes you gotta read and not respond
Yuzuha: when ru gonna be home???
Yuzuha: hello? Bro???
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Draken: they say you attract what u fear
Kokonoi: Oh no I'm so scare of ¥150,000
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Mikey: mitsuya your a saviour
Rindo: I help you with your math homework too
Mikey: who tf ru?!
Izana: Yeah same here
Mikey: you never do anything
Izana: looking at the questions makes me tired 😒
Nahoya: same bro
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