Always be yourself. Unless you suck. Then pretend to be someone else.
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Ran: i burnt the water
Rindo: how tf do you burn water?!
Draken: eh. Mikey's done that to many times to count
Chifuyu: 7,419 times to be exact, so no, it's not too many times to count.
Mikey: Make it 7,420
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Draken: baji what cologne do you use??
Baji: stop stalking me you weirdo 😭😭😭
Draken: PLEASE
Baji: i use shampoo
Draken: OK NVM THEN
Mikey: kenchins gonna have a whole shrine for baji soon lol
Takemichi: fuck the musashi shrine LETS MAKE A BAJI SHRINE
Souya: I can help!!
Mitsuya: NO ONE NEEDS TO HELP SOMEONE NEEDS TO SEND HELP AND THAT PERSON IS NOT GONNA BE ME
Mikey: I raised you so well :))))
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Hanma: my toe hurts
Mikey: Its all because of that damn phone
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Ran: you guys know my name is pronounced "run" and not "ran" right???
Rindo: my whole life has been a lie
Ran: im literally you're brother
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Chifuyu: IF YOU GUYS DON'T START USING CORRECT GRAMMAR I'M GOING TO KILL MYSELF
Kisaki: then just kys already?!
Mitsuya: I thought kys ment keep yourself safe...?
Mikey: it does Kisaki is just looking out for Chifuyu 😊
Mitsuya: are you sure?? I have a feeling it might mean something else...
Mikey: Yup!
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Takemichi: guys i wanna tell Hina how i feel about her but i dont know how
Chifuyu: It's easy, partner. Just go up to her and tell her I love you.
Takemichi: Hina chifuyu loves me
Hinata: ok...?
Chifuyu: Oh. My. Shit.
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Emma: Hey draken I just got fucked by a dude in your class
Draken: guys who made Mikey and Mitsuya get into a fight??
Draken: they're not even fighting they're just acting like elementary schoolers
Emma: you don't care do you???
Draken: and now Mitsuyas crying on the floor bc Mikey said his hair looked weird
Emma: nvm I made it up anyways
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Mikey: guys the worst imaginable thing just happened
Takemichi: do you need help?
Mikey: Yes.
Takemichi: what happened???
Mikey: we ran out of dorayaki
Izana: I'll help you look
Mikey: :DD
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Shinichiro: guys I think I should call the police my brothers are getting along
Izana: were not I'm just helping mikey find the food I ate an hour ago
Mikey: huh?!?!!!
Izana: stfu go look under the fridge
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Nahoya: homework isn't done but I am
Kisaki: same
Rindo: just copy it from angry you guys are in the same classes right??
Souya: bold of you to assume I was paying attention in class
Izana: say your brother ate it
Souya: wouldn't it be a little wierd if we ate each other's homework???
Izana: idk that's just the excuse I use
Mikey: >:O
Hinata: good idea
Nahoya: when smiley isn't smiling:
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Draken: studies show that if you've been stabbed you shouldn't pull the blade out bc it can minimise bleeding
Baji: see?! I was tryna stop the bleeding 😒
Kazutora: I dont think that's how it works
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