"I know he almost killed my father...but he's still the man of my dreams."
At the time Melanie was only 2 , she was nurtured by rookie Randy Orton and Rated-R Super star Edge after being neglected in arenas constantly by her father, Booker T. The co...
ME: What's wrong with this doggone computer? So many damn tabs on this junk
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4:15 PM,
After my 45 minute lunch break plus an extra 15 trying to clear off my history, I headed back to the sales floor with the gang. Once the service had gotten slower, Mags told me she had to take an important call as her phone was going off. After she rushed to the back, Zy did the same thing by saying she had to go use the restroom.
MYRANDA: *slithers*
ME: uh WHERE IS YOU GOIN??
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MYRANDA: I gotta check some emails-
ME: No SIR I can't be doing wax hands by myself
MYRANDA: Damn it........
In the office.
ZY: *whispers* Hurry up Hurry up!
MAGS: *quickly answers* Hello?
AUSTIN: Hey is this Mags?
MAGS: Yes!! *in shocked* is this Austin Creed!??
AUSTIN: Yes it is! How's it going??
MAGS: *gets hyped* GREAT-
AUSTIN: My brother talked to me about getting in touch with Edge annnnd unfortunately I cannot do that
MAGS: ........Why not?
AUSTIN: For security purposes...
MAGS & ZY:......
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AUSTIN: .......Hello?
ZY: *mouths* Gimme the phone..,
MAGS: Listen this is important we're trying to surprise one of my friends. He knows her and-
"AGAIN! Like I said-," he responded back with an attitude.
Zy snatches the phone from Mags.
ZY: *cheesing* OH MY GOSH CREED??? OMG YOU'RE ONE OF MY FAVORITE WRESTLERS LIKE NOT EVEN OF THIS GENERATION! I MEAN OF ALL TIME!
AUSTIN: WOAH REALLY??
ZY: YES REALLY
AUSTIN: I can't believe this! THIS IS THE FIRST TIME EVER THAT SOMEONE HAS TOLD ME THIS SHIT!
ZY: You're even 20 times better than Chris Jericho and Kurt Angle put together
AUSTIN: WOW!!
ZY: YOU DESERVE THE WWE CHAMPIONSHIP ONCE AND FOR ALL!!
AUSTIN: I'M MOST DEFINITELY HITTING YOU GUYS UP! ILL GET IN TOUCH WITH EDGE THANK YOU! THANK YOU!
ZY: Now let's make it snappy pappy *smiling*
AUSTIN: *giggles* I GOT YOU!
ZY: *hangs up*
MAGS: *busts out laughing*
ZY: Like damn staph fucking playing with our time you fidgety bitch.....
Back on the sales floor,
ME: *looking through the back door mirror* .....Oh so they playing back there?
I was confused on how they both came back out at the same time. As I was scratching the dandruff off my head, Myranda pointed out the bracelet I had worn around my wrist.
MYRANDA: I've never seen you wear this bracelet..it's so cute!
ME: *grabs my hand* Oh Yeah! Thank you...Wandy made it! We had matching bracelets... So the letters are I C H F I with a heart W Y. It's the acronym from the song I can't help falling in love with you. They used to play it all the time
MAGS: Awwww wow thats so cute tho
"The letters all spaced out tho and what not... I grew out of the poor thang," I added while rotating the bracelet around.
As I continued on talking to them about it, I felt this huge dark vibe starting to overpower my emotions to where I became depressed. To avoid myself from breaking down, I tried to proceed but my heart wouldn't let me.
"I'm finna go sweep," I said in a strained tone, then took the shop's broom outside to sweep.
MYRANDA: Yall think we doing the right thing by bringing Edge over to meet Mel?
ZY: Duh! Bitch I want my free Royal Rumble ticket.....
MYRANDA & MAGS:..........
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