UNDERTAKER: Alright! Y'all had y'all fun playing Americas Most Wanted last night. So don't y'all start that unseasoned frenzy bullshit here today at my birthday brunch. Don't do it. So I made my birthday brunch announcement about a month ago and I specifically told everybody to wear black. This is a Deadman's theme. Now it just so happens that I DON'T see everybody with black on, so ima start off with Jeffrey doodle. What's going on? Why you ain't got no black on-
JEFF: Um I have on a grain jacket with a lil bit of BLACK and a lil bit of gray
UNDERTAKER: That is some lil lies that you have on my soul that is a gray jacket okay? You not slick. Ion do half behind black fits. I want BLACK
JEFF: *On his phone knowing he don't got no service in the building*......Ok Markeisha.....got it
UNDERTAKER: No don't get smart with me now when you always been a stupid lil boy around me. Aye I see yo brother passed the vibe check.....he's wearing black
Matt arrives and sits beside Jeff.
UNDERTAKER: You late
MATT: Oh.....well maybe next time
UNDERTAKER: You ain't tell me Happy Birthday last night tho?
MATT: *sighs* Happy Belated 85th Birthday Mark
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