Levi Ackerman One-Shots

Headcanon ~ 2

Taking a hint
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• I personally headcannon that Levi CANNOT take a hint.

• Wether it's in a romantic or sexual manner, the man is clueless when people try to flirt with him.

• Despite growing up in the Underground where such things as prostitution and lewd cat calls were thrown around like greetings on the streets, the man was clueless.

• He simply wasn't interested in anything of the sort, so he's never paid that topic any mind.

• Doesn't help this man is a 30 some year old virgin. Absolutely no experience with flirting or making suggestive comments. Much less acting on them.

• So how would he know when others were making those advances towards him?

• Hange and Erwin usually get a kick out of this when they listen in on a conversation between Levi and some poor girl who'd approached him.

• "Yknow...We could take this conversation elsewhere~"

• "What's wrong with right here?"

• Cue Hange and Erwin desperately trying to quiet down the other's muffled laughter from their hiding place.

• They'd never let Levi live this down once they pulled him aside to explain what happened.

• "What do you mean she didn't actually want to continue the conversation?"

• "Levi...She was trying to get you back to her room..."

• "Why would we talk there?"

• "Levi...Levi she didn't want to talk about the fucking brooms on sale. She was only interested in making a move."

• Oh my sweet, innocent child...