Reader X MHA (Isekai)

Shitty Dad Club!

I stared at the hero suit that I'd been given.
I'm wearing this?

The suit was all black and would cover from the middle of my neck down to my toes. It had a tool belt around the waist and a hood around the collarbone.

I didn't turn it around, but I knew a red sun would be sewn into the back.

My Hero suit is my  ASSASSIN suit? Do they not realize the wrong people will recognize me? Are they that fucking dumb?

I put the suit on, unsure what else to do. I forgot one important thing while I was changing though.

"-curvy body!" An annoying voice came from behind the wall.

I snarled, grabbed a blow dart from my holster and threw it in the hole.

I heard a scream on the other side.
My snarl turned into a smirk. Not today perv. Serves him right.

After a bit, I finished changing and went outside to see Bitch Might waiting.

I'd gotten there before anyone else, so I took the opportunity to confront him. "All Might, what in the mother of fuck were you thinking when you decided this was going to be my hero suit? The wrong people recognize me, and they will come for me. " I bit out quietly.

His eyes widened. He tried to put an arm on my shoulder, but I blocked him. "Young Kamiko-"

I stepped closer, invading his personal space. 
"What are you going to do if one of the students recognize me? They aren't going to be happy if they find out about my past." My voice teetered dangerously low.

"I didn't decide!" He snapped.
I took a deep breath, stepping back. "Fine. I'm sorry, I shouldn't have accused you. I'll deal with it."

I shifted into Hela from the marvel film, Ragnorok. I activated her armor creation.
Black dragon scales flowed over my skin, a mask covering my mouth. Flexible gloves covered my hands, the finger tips left open.

The only spaces open on my head was the area over my eyes and a small hole on the back for a ponytail.

I shifted back to my normal form, my suit shrinking with me. "Thanks for the suit back. I'll burn it later." I backed away as I saw Shoto's whitehair start to peek from the male locker room's entrance.

"Todoroki!" My hand shot up in the air, beckoning him closer.

He gazed at me, emotions masked. Nevertheless, he strode over, inspecting me as he walked. "Yes?" He questioned.

I smiled with my eyes, knowing he couldn't see my mouth through the mask. "I was hoping we could interact for a bit, get to know eachother."

His expression didn't change. "No thank you. I'm not interested." He started to turn to walk away.

I smirked softly, cocking my head. "Not even if I told you how much I hate your flamming dumpster of a sperm donor?"

He snapped back towards me, a faint smile on his face.

Oh my gods, he's adorable.

"What did you call him?" His voice was half an octave higher, as if hiding a laugh.

I blinked innocently. " A flamming dumpster of a sperm donor?"

His smile got ever so slightly bigger. "Why do you despise him so much?"

I grinned violently under the mask. "Because that burning shit pile is too damn arrogant and stands in All Might's shadow so much he looks anemic. I've talked to him, he's an ass."

Todoroki was crying tears of joy, his cheeks puffed out a bit from containing a laugh.

"Alright," He ceded once he'd gotten enough air, " Let's get to know eachother."

"Great." My eyes lit up. "We can make a shitty dad club! I bet we can get Midoriya in too."

"What?" He asked monotonously.

I shook my head seeing everyone start to full in the room. "Nevermind. Oh hey, I'm gonna go do something stupid, be right back bestie!"

I ran over to Sparky Sparky Boom Boom man, leaving Peppermint to consider his life choices.

"YOO." I slapped a gloved hand on Bakugo's shoulder. "Did you know your skeleton is wet right now?"

Katsuki's eyebrows rose and his mouth fell open a little bit. "I- fucking what?"

"Yeah, your skeleton is taking a little blood bath inside that meat suit of yours!"I poked his shoulder.

"WHO THE HELL ARE YOU, YA DAMN EXTRA?" Kit-Kat yelled.

I slapped a hand over my heart, pretending to be wounded. "Am I not memorable enough? Maybe I should be wierder, really leave that lasting impact."

His left hand rose in the air, exploding a little bit. "ANSWER THE DAMN QUESTION, EXTRA!"

"Calm down, Jamal. Don't pull out the nine!" I rose finger guns in the air, a cocky grin under my mask.

"WHOSE JAMAL? ANSWER MY QUESTION OR I'LL KILL YOU!" Bakugo looked to much like a barking dog for me to take him seriously.

I snickered a little bit. "Do it. Pussy." I wiggled my eyebrows.

His hand dropped. "The fuck? YOU WANNA DIE, EXTRA?"

I shrugged. "Just a lil bit. Anywhore, if you can't remember me, maybe this will help!" I poked the pressure point on his right arm, lightly.

"WHAT THE HELL?" He screeched.

"Kam!" Izuku's voice shouted.

I turned to see Izuku waving me over. I looked back at my favorite pomeranian. "See ya later, Kit-Kat." I winked and shifted into air, enjoying the way Katsuki's face morphed into realization.

I popped back into my normal form behind Izuku. "Yo, what's good fam? Wanna join me and Todoroki's club?"