Love at first sight

A new wold

You passed out from the crash, when you woke up you found yourself covered in dirt.

Ur back also hurt so when you got up you tried to fart into the sky back to your space ship, but then you realize your space ship is broken.
You farted around looking for your dad and your friends but your dad was dead, his skull was cracked open and his brains were spilling out.

But eventually you found your friend Bertha (Bertha is a guy)
So together, you and Bertha went to find civilization seeing as only you and him were the only ones alive.
After walking for 8 hours and 23 minutes you started getting tired of constantly farting in search for people. So you and Bertha found a really thick tree and slept on that for the night.

You were tired from searching for civilization, so you needed up going to sleep pretty fast.
But you found yourself in a confusing dream.
In the dream you saw that you were in the same planet, but beside you was this creature? You've never seen such a being.

This alien creature had large, bat-like wings. With it's large eyes and it's missing teeth along with the fact that it needed a rhinoplasty..you couldn't help but find it a little attractive??(tf is wrong with you.)

Your eyes went from it's face, slowly going lower until they stopped. Your eyes widened as you caught a quick glance at it's hairy, suckable(to you) GIANT ballsack and you just couldnt help but fill your mind with the DIRTIEST thoughts.

What made it even worse was that even though it's gorged flesh stick (dick) was a little small for you, you still wanted to to some questionable things to it.

The sheer thought of that thing pounding your thought rough and fast was enough to make your mouth water.

Sadly, for you that dream ended. You woke up with drool dripping from your mouth, you wiped it off with the sleeve of your shirt and woke your friend Bertha up from his slumber.