Love at first sight

Valentines day!!

This chapter contains:
Giving head to an uncircumcised man
Stomach acids
Circumcision
Violence
Melting 4skin
Circumcising Gerald with ur stomach acids
Salvia
Gerald
Babies
Uncircumcised men
Newborn pandas

A few months pass (because I was too fucking lazy to write) and it was almost valentines day! Your relationship with Gerald was the same, and you now live on this planet with Gerald. After eating so much of the high calorie food on that planet, you gain some weight, and Gerald LOVES it. He says you have the fattest ass ever and loves to slap it when he walks by 😍😍😍😍

ya so anyways its valentines day and you wake up in your bed wishing Gerald was beside you. and then you start crying because you have no one and ur single.

So you get the great idea to go to Bertha because hes your best friend, and you and bertha always spend valentines day together!! You go to berthas room (you and bertha both live together since yall r too poor to live in different houses) and without knocking you walk into berthas room. Keep in mind that it was 3 am and Bertha was sleeping.

You: ¨Bertha¨

Bertha: ...

You: ¨BERTHA WAKE UR FATASS UP¨

Bertha: ¨the fuck do u want¨

You: ¨its valentines day😍¨

Bertha: ¨Bitch i dont care¨

You: ¨Bertha im lonely¨

Bertha: ¨FUCK OFF AND GO TO GERALD.¨

You: ¨gladly😍😍😍😍😍¨

Bertha: ¨dumb bitch...¨

As you happily exit ur house and go to geralds, you wonder if this would be the right time to go there since it was still 4 in the morning and since u annoyed bertha you might annoy gerald. but u were already halfway there so u decide to keep driving to his house.😇

Once you arrive at his house u knock on his door a few times, but he doesnt answer . You knock once more, and u decide to give up, so you slowly walk away feeling sad, until Gerald opens the door!!🤩

Gerald: ¨why are you knocking on my door so late at night...¨

You: ¨ITS VALENTINES DAY¨

Gerald: ¨yeah..?¨

You: ¨I have no one.¨

Gerald: ¨uh..we can talk I guess?¨

You: ¨yay¨

Gerald lets you into his house, and you both sit down in his living room. Gerald is too tired to talk, so he just listens to you go on about how youre lonely. Until you tell him that no one loves you, Gerald finally isnt half asleep and THROWS the table at the wall. Which makes you blush a little since you LOVE strong men. But at the same time u were shocked because he literally just threw a table at the wall out of nowhere, or so u thought.

Gerald: ¨DONT SAY THAT NO ONE LOVES YOU.¨

You: ¨WHY NOT ITS TRUE¨

Gerald: ¨because I love you...y/n, I dont want you to think that nobody loves you because I do. Its okay if you dont feel the same way and want us to continue as friends.¨

You: ¨Gerald I love you too, but I never told you how I felt because I didnt want to ruin what we have already.¨

Gerald: "ok let's makeout"

You: "ok"
Gerald pulled u in2 a kiss and u got on ur knees for gerald, the love of ur life and now your valentine!! Gerald took off his pants and threw them out the window, letting his GIGANTIC balls and his rlly small dick free :D The last time u gave gerald head was a few months ago in a mcdonald's bathroom.  AND HE LOVED THAT.so why not do it again??You sucked his balls that  were half ur size, but this time  you tried to take in both of his balls. You started to gag a lot , your eyes became watery and you felt as if u couldnt take it all in. But u definitely were  not a quitter 😍 Gerald was basically shaking because of how amazing u r at sucking his balls, he was having the best valentines day ever and so were you!! Until you felt something from deep in ur stomach come up ur throat,  U ignored it tho since gerald was having like rlly good head.

But your throat started to burn  and you felt as if you were going to throw up.
You: G-GERAL-¨
And then ur stomach acids just came out of ur mouth and onto geralds dick.   You looked  up and saw gerald 4skin disintegrating in ur face..GERALD WAS CIRCUMCISED!!
Gerald: ¨AHHHH WHAT THE FUCK¨
He yelled as his 4skin was MELTING, you ran to the kitchen and got a cup of water thinking it would help. You poured that shit on his dick and that seemed to help. But once the stomach acids were washed away what you saw mortified you. Gerald's small dick wasn't just circumcised, it was completely skinned and swollen. You threw up so much stomach acid that it didn't just melt his 4skin off, Geralds tip now looks deformed and insanely unsymmetrical. Like imagine an infant that was born 7 months early, and its body just looked weird and extremely deformed, and now imagine it after being thrown into a fire. Because thats what Geralds dick looks like now, a deformed infant that was thrown in a fire and covered with blood and stomach acids. Not to mention how asymetrical it now looked. Geralds dick was also really small, especially compared to his balls his dick just looked small. But that was when your stomach acids didn't circumcise him, but now that it did, his dick looked MICROSCOPIC. Like one of those newborn pandas but a little smaller than that. When you stood far away, you couldn't even see his dick, back when you didn't throw up stomach acids on his dick you could actually see that shit from far away but now you couldn't. You're okay with his new size too because you also have a micropenis now!! So you and Gerald were like twinssss!!! Gerald obviously didn't want that though because his dick was basically unrecognizable. Gerald showed you his dick after that happened and you felt sick to your stomach. You felt your eyes starting to tear up and then you throw up on his dick AGAIN. But this time it wasnt stomach acids so its okay!! To you at least, not to gerald tho. His dick was already burning and the skin was like peeling off, and he also just finished cleaning ur nasty stomach acid off his dick. You throwing up on him again made him rlly mad, even if it wasn't stomach acids this time.
Gerald: ¨WHAT THE FUCK AGAIN!?¨
y/n: ¨omg im so sorry i just..I cant help but feel sick when I look at ur dick..im so sorry for circumcising you with my stomach acids.¨
Gerald: ¨GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY HOUSE¨
y/n: ¨NO I CANT JUST LEAVE YOU LIKE THIS.¨
Gerald: ¨I DONT FUCKING CARE, YOURE NOT THE ONE GETTING CIRCUMCISED WITH STOMACH ACIDS. FUCK OFF GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY HOUSE. I FUCKING HATE YOU. I WISH YOU DIED  W UR PARENTS. LOOK AT WHAT U DID TO ME.¨
Gerald slaps u across the face hard and you run out of his house sobbing. It was now 4 am and you go back to ur house and crying on your kitchen floor. (same)
And then Bertha suddenly came and found you like that, you quickly wiped ur tears away before he could call you an ugly crier.
Bertha: ¨What happened I thought u were with gerald¨
Y/n: ¨I dont wanna talk about it..¨
Bertha: ¨ok..wanna do something?¨
Y/n: ¨Do what..?¨
Bertha: ¨So i found out about something people used to do before they biologically modified themselves.¨
Y/n: ¨what is it?¨
Bertha: ¨Herbs!!¨
Y/n: ¨huh whats that¨
Bertha: ¨I heard that humans used to do that shit way before we were created, theyre bad for ur body but they make life feel so good!!¨
Y/n: ¨why are u telling me this?¨
Bertha: ¨apperantly people here do drugs, so like I was at mcdonalds again and this old lady just came up to me asking me if I wanna buy some of her special herbs. And I was like ¨whats that??¨ So she took me to the bathroom and showed me some of her special herbs. At first they looked kinda weird since i've never seen them, and I asked her what I was supposed to do with them, she told me to smoke them and I was like whats that? The old lady called me stupid and just showed me how to do that. Then she asked me if I wanted to buy some and I asked what the herbs would do to me. She said that they would make me feel really good and obviously i bought some herbs from her! and apparently the actual name for the herb or wtv is salvia 😍¨
y/n: ¨so ur smoking herbs an old lady gave u¨
Bertha: ¨Yeah u want some?¨
You and Bertha smoke a fuck ton of salvia, u were thankful Bertha took the time to go to Mcdonalds at 4 am. Because if he didnt youd be ugly crying alone.
Bertha: ¨had anyone ever told you how fucking ugly you look when you cry? Like seriously you look like dying rodent with anorexia.¨
y/n: ¨yeah..you¨
Bertha: ¨okay good! So why is there a mark on your face?¨
y/n: ¨theres a mark on my face??¨
Bertha: ¨Yeah a fat red one, go look in the mirror¨
You went to look in the mirror and saw a red mark on the left side of your face, you immediately knew it was Geralds fault. You went back to the kitchen and told Bertha everything.
Bertha: ¨Why would you suck an uncut penis..are u ok did he force u to do that?¨
y/n: ¨Because I like uncircumcised men?¨
Bertha: ¨ew then you definitely deserved what happened to you today.
Bertha looked at u like he was disgusted (because he was) and left. You were back to being on the kitchen floor alone, but this time u were high 😍

cute note from me: idc if valentines day was like 11 days ago i was crying