Love at first sight

visiting gerald

2 days after you and Bertha went to Home Depot and almost killed Gerald, you were at Waffle House with Bertha watching an employee beat the shit out of a Karen while making waffles. Which reminded you of how u beat up Gerald 2 days ago! Ur brain started to think of all the fun memories with Gerald. And the future you could've had with him if you didn't circumcise him with your stomach acids. And you started to tear up and sob in Waffle House while eating a waffle with Bertha. You also knew that you still love Gerald even if he got head from the old lady who sold salvia to random people in Mcdonalds. You would still forgive him if he gave u an apology, and thats what you wanted him to do like you wanted him to say sorry and start crying and apologize with his blood sweat and tears for looking at another woman, especially one who looked 120 years old. You started crying harder and this time Bertha actually noticed you crying, he didnt notice you before because he was too busy watching Karen getting her shit handed 2 her.

Bertha: ¨can you shut the fuck up im trying 2 watching something¨

Y/n: ¨BERTHA IM CRYING¨

Bertha: ¨why¨

Y/n: ¨Because I miss Gerald..¨

Bertha: ¨why would u miss him he literally preferred a woman who looks 100 years older than you, like she literally looked like prince Charles but like rotting from the outside and with fucked up teeth. Like she looks like she fought and survived in both world wars and survived the meteorite that killed the dinosaur.¨

y/n: ¨well maybe if we give him a second chance..¨

Bertha: ¨fuck no.¨

Y/n: ¨FINE IM GOING TO SEE HIM WITHOUT YOU¨

Bertha: ¨THIS IS WHY UR PARENTS DIED.¨

You farted out of waffle house and farted over to the hospital where Gerald was, you knew Gerald was in there because you could sense it, thats how much u loved Gerald. Once you got to the hospital, you asked the lady at the desk if she knew where Gerald was, you didn't know Geralds full name but thats ok because she led u to the room Gerald was in. You slowly opened the door, scared of what was behind it. To your surprise Gerald was still alive and well, the doctors said that he was somewhat healthy but now he has to get facial reconstruction surgery to fix his god awful face. You went over to Gerald and sat beside him and held his hand as you cried.

Ur brain: ¨Oh gerald...what did i do 2 u??:(¨

You thought as u started at his face which was wrapped in bandages, ur throat started to hurt and a stream of tears fell from ur eyes. Guilt washed over u as u cried, and suddenly u see Gerald start to move, u went silent and watched carefully as Gerald's hands started to wrap around yours lovingly. And you couldn't see it since geralds face had bandages like everywhere, but his eyes were starting to open a little.

Gerald: ¨y-y/n..?¨

y/n: ¨omg gerald ur finally awake!!¨

Gerald: ¨OW FUCK MY EYES HURT¨

y/n: ¨oh yeah dont worry about that :)¨

Gerald: ¨why what happened to my eyes?¨

Y/n:¨uhm...I got jealous and cut them with my fingernails..I hope u can forgive me tho..I was having a bad day¨

Gerald: ¨U were having a bad day and decided to basically mutilate my face?¨

Y/n: ¨Yeah well I got jealous!! You were with another woman at Home Depot!!¨
Gerald: ¨and that just means u can ruin mu date and my life??¨

y/n:¨Well yeah kinda.¨

Gerald: ¨wtv..I missed u y/n¨

y/n: ¨I Missed u too Gerald.¨

Gerald: ¨I want to say sorry to you for doing that to u and breaking your heart. You're the only man I love y/n, I wont do that ever again¨

You sit there in silence with a smile on ur face, you were happy that Gerald said that to you because thats what u wanted him to say when u were at Home Depot cutting up his face and almost killing him while Bertha killed his date and took all her salvia. Anyways, Gerald bends over right in front of u, making ur face turn red. And then he shoves his and up his ass, like arms deep he shoves him hand up his ass like arms deep making ur ass hurt rlly badly just by watching him do that. And with his one hand which was deep up his ass, he takes it out and pulls out a fucking ukulele covered in shit and blood which scares u a little but u wanted to know what he would do next. And this whole time he was doing this, u just sat there scared and confused but at the same time trying to mentally prepare yourself for what he was about to do next. Gerald sits back down beside u on the cold hospital bed and starts playing a happy melody on his ukulele. While singing how sorry he was that he basically cheated on you with another lady that was 100 years older than u and had a shitty date in the Home Depot lights isle.

And the song barely sounded like English like he was sobbing halfway though the song and u couldnt tell what he was saying at all other than him saying ¨Im sorry¨ Like 1000 times. But you still felt rlly happy that he said sorry to u, and even made a song about it!! After the song was finished you told Gerald that you forgave him for cheating and that you love him and are willing to give him a second chance. And then since visiting hours were over u kissed him on where you thought his lips were (it was his right eye) and left with a smile on ur face.