Love at first sight

Eating the greasiest burger and sucking balls almost half your size.

As you, Bertha and the alien thing went to McDonalds, you asked it what it was and it said that their kind call themselves hand flappers, and also its a he and his name is Gerald because the whole time you were staring at Gerald's dick so you forgot what his name was.

¨Gerald..thats an ugly name to moan tbh¨ You thought to yourself, but youd still moan it out for Gerald because you just LOVED him.

¨Why does your kind fart to move around instead of using your legs??¨ Gerald asked after giving you a dirty look. (you thought he was flirting with you.)

¨Because walking is for the weak¨ Bertha was a firm believer that anything that used legs to move around was weird and he believed that farting is a better way to get around.

¨Bertha shut the fuck up¨ (you)

¨Why are you so mad💀💀¨ (Bertha)

¨uhhhh i-i just realized that walking isnt t-that bad...¨ You lied, you also thought walking was for the weak, for the pathetic. But you liked the way Gerald walked, his slow walk made you blush and twirl your hair cutely. You said that because the way Gerald walked gave you butterflies, you couldnt help but feel a little weak in the knees when Geralds giant, sweaty, hairy balls moved in the direction he turned or when they jumped with him when he jumped or ran. The way you just wanted to choke on his pubic hair was really starting to become a problem for you, not because youd probaby end up choking on his MASSIVE meaty balls but because if I have to be honest with you right now his pubes are not long enough for you too choke up, and he doesnt have enough hair on them anyway. But you still liked the thought of you choking and nearly throwing up his pubic hair. You felt disappointed that Geralds pubes werent that long and he didnt have enough hair of his balls, youve always liked how balls looked with EXTRA hair on them. Because then when you sucked them, youd end up with some little hairs on our tongue and the thought of having a piece of hair from a hot guy inside you being dissolved in your digestive juices made you want to bust a nut INSTANTLY. It made you wanna nut even HARDER when you knew where the hair came from. (you really like hair and toenail clippings)

Thinking about sucking Gerald off and much more, you didnt realize that you were standing right in front of the cute vintage fast food place..McDonalds!! When you saw how it looked all the horniness you felt suddenly disappeared, and you felt exited because you didnt know what to expect from it. You knew it sold like burgers but other then that most people forgot about McDonalds because of how old it was.
You and Bertha step into the McDonald's and realize how dirty it was.
"Wow it's so vintage in here!😍" Bertha said, Bertha was always like an aesthetic person and was on Pinterest often. You'd often find him looking at the weirdest things on there sometimes..
"Well, this is McDonald's, it's not much but the food is ok." (Gerald)
You ran up to one of the workers there as fast as you could.
"CAN I HAVE THE WHOLE MENU"(you)
"Oh..sure but you'd have to wait here for a while, is that alright for you?" (McDonald's worker)
"YES." (Bertha)
"Are you sure you could even eat all that?" Gerald said, with a questioned expression on his face, but in his head he thought "holy fuck he's a fatass 💀 how's he so skinny😨"
5 minutes have already passed, Gerald said that McDonald's was a fast food place, so why isn't your order finished yet??
You started to get REALLY hungry by now seeing as you and Bertha haven't had anything except water to eat for 2 days.
And then it hits you..GERALDS GIANT BALLSACK!
Ever since you saw his massive meatballs you've literally wanted to eat it, you wanted to pick up a fork, stab it through his testicles and shove one in your mouth. Taking small bites as if it were a delicacy to be eating an alien unwashed testicles.
"Guys I'm so bored" you said hoping to talk to Gerald and hopefully end up getting to suck his dick.
"Yo same why'd you order the whole fucking menu your so skinny as well I could literally break you apart so why r you eating like a fatass." (Bertha)
"Chill Bertha let him eat what he wants" (Gerald)
You blushed at his response and twirled a piece of your hair flirtatiously. Gerald noticed this and gave you a sexy smirk, to which you winked at him back.
"Ewww what are y'all doing this is a McDonald's" (Bertha)
"Bertha for fucks sake shut up."(Gerald)
At that moment you felt invisible and unnoticed as if you weren't there at all, standing in between them. So you told gerald and Bertha that you were going to go to the bathroom, you quickly walked to the bathroom and went into a stall. Tears flowing down your cheeks, you didn't know why you were so emotional, or why you needed to be the one getting all the attention. When you felt like this you felt like a pick me. You sobbed, not realizing how loud you were. All of a sudden you heard footsteps, footsteps which sounded like they were coming from Gerald, and it sounded to you like they were getting closer and loser to your stall. You didn't want him to think of you as a pick me, or an attention seeker because in your eyes he was the most beautiful man you've ever laid eyes on. You looked down below at the large gap at the bottom of the stall, allowing you to see that someone was standing in front of the stall you were in. You wiped your salty tears away and as you were about to get out, you heard a knock on the stall.
"Can I come in?"
It was Gerald, Gerald was knocking at your stall. If your eyes weren't red and puffy then you'd let him in, but you knew your eyes were red and puffy looking from the sobbing which made you feel upset.
"Kitten, let daddy in."
Gerald said, but this time you were surprised, not in a bad way though, in a good way. These words Gerald said..made you feel all warm and hot inside, you unlocked the stall, letting Gerald in.
Gerald stepped into the stall with you and locked the door behind him. He pinned you to the filthy bathroom walls, making you feel like a prostitute, like his whore.
"What's wrong, kitten?~" He said in what your opinion was the sexist voice an alien could have.
You and Gerald were practically 2 inches away from eachother, you swear you could almost feel his hot breath on your forehead. You look up at him, your face a rosy pink.
"I-I..." (you)
"Don't lie to me."(Gerald)
"F-fine!! I..I was crying..🥺"
Gerald's fists curled up, and with his left hand, the hand that wasn't pinning you to the stall, he punched the stall so hard to the point it left a dent in it. His dominant energy shined in that moment and at that moment you knew that he was the one, the one who was right for you.
"WHO HURT YOU KITTEN."(Gerald)
"..."(you)
"...answer daddy..NOW."(gerald)
"N-no one h-hurt m-m-me.."(you)
"be honest with me right now."(gerald)
"I swear!! No one hurt me!"(you)
"Then why were you crying kitten? You know daddy doesn't like that."(Gerald)
"I was crying because.."(you)
"Because..?"(Gerald)
"Y-you and Bertha m-made m-m-me feel like I was i-i-i-invisible..."
You said, adorably pouting your lips whole staring into Gerald's grotesque eyes.
"Aw, I'm sorry kitten, I didn't mean to.."(Gerald)
"It's okay..I forgive you anyway"(you)
"OW FUCK" Gerald yelled out, because of how loud he was it scarred you a little.
"What happened!?"(you)
"Uhm.." Gerald tried to look you in the eyes, but he looked down for a quick moment and looked back up at you. You couldn't ignore that and you also looked down confused, only to see his dick looking back up at you. Again, your face blushed pink at the sight on Gerald's tiny manhood and you felt butterflies in your stomach. And you started to tremble a little as you felt yourself completely submit to Gerald at that moment, you knees went weak and you fell to your knees. Above you as his enormous balls, down there you could just taste them by breathing their scent, you tasted something that was what others would call disgusting or unhygienic but the only word you could think of was manly. Yes, you thought that Gerald's unwashed, saggy, hairy, meatballs were suckable.
"That's what I like to see from you,babygirl."(gerald)
"Daddy stopp-your embarrassing me!"(you)
"Just suck me off already...you don't wanna keep daddy waiting."
You sucked and licked Gerald's balls, you've never done this before so you thought you weren't that good at it. But Gerald reassured you that you were doing good. You loved how Gerald's balls looked. In your opinion, Gerald's hairy, saggy, un washed testicles looked masculine to you. You never expected that you were a homosexual, but the moment you looked at Gerald and his balls, it awakened your inner homosexuality like colourful rainbow fireworks that shined in the night sky. While you were sucking Gerald's saggy balls, his ball hairs would sometimes get sucked off by you. They would detach from his skin and stick to your tongue, you liked that, it felt good to have a piece of someone you loved inside of you, in this case it was Gerald's testicle hairs. And because you sucked some of the hairs off his balls they looked bigger and cleaner, it also meant that you were doing good!!!(keep up the good work) After you decided that you were finished sucking Gerald's balls, your wet, moist lips moved upwards to his miniature penis. You felt disgusted with yourself but you couldn't stop yourself, you didn't want to, you just wanted to keep going. It all pleased you, but your knees felt sore because of the hard greasy McDonalds floors. You gagged as you tried to take Gerald's dick whole.
"Heh..look at you..tryna take my enormous dick but failing."
You failed to take it all in, you slightly moved your head back so you could only suck the tip. Your soft lips grasped his tip. Your tongue swirled around his tip in a circular motion as you sucked on it gently, Gerald let out deep breathes in response to that, but you weren't satisfied at all by that. You wanted him to moan your name out, and you knew that sucking his dick wouldn't do. But you were in a McDonald's bathroom, you and Gerald were cramped in that disgusting stall. The large gap at the bottom and sides of the stall also annoyed you, because people might see what you and Gerald were doing in there. And there were fries and shit stains on the walls and someone pissed on the floor. But you still continued, satisfying Gerald, the love of your life. Your head was getting tired from bobbing your head up and down, trying to make him cum in your mouth. Your neck was getting sore, and you wanted Gerald to finish quick because of that. And the cold, hard, greasy floor made your knees really sore. So you sucked harder in an attempt to make Gerald shoot his hot creamy load into your mouth just so you can get some energy and possibly some proteins by gulping his barley developed children, while Gerald's hand crept behind your head while u were sucking his tip, he grabbed the back of your head and pushed it down. Causing you to gag on his micropenis(you have a horrible gag reflex.) before shooting out his kids in the back of your throat in a McDonald's bathroom!
U both got up and ate McDonald's after that!